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spring2000

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT

bone-cement-huffer

memeception

hashtagloveloses

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

bl00dlikeice

@caesarianconfection

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

mommacomms

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

pagesofkenna

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

animatedamerican

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

captainlordauditor

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

japhers

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit

I was getting a political compass vibe too

your-uncle-dave

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

politicalcompassmemes

This works better than I thought it would.

chiribomb-deactivated20220820

This was in my senior project

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

Wait wait wait are there people alive now and seeing this who DO NOT know what man door hand hook car refers to?

God, I’m old.

It started as a “short story” joke but basically it’s all the components of the old urban legend about the prison escapee with the hook hand murdering teenagers on lovers lane broken down into the briefest possible word salad.

Man door hand hook car = an urban legend and now apparently a meme so obscure its almost hipster? Idek man, I just go here sometimes.

justnoodlefishthings

There’s a local breeder that I need to find and hug

The woman is attempting to breed back English Bulldogs into their “original” form and is aiming for a much healthier animal. This is one of the puppies, a sweet little munchkin with good long legs and a much better mouth than modern bulldogs. She had such a nice body shape and never snorted once, and I didn’t hear a single wheeze like the other bulldogs that come in.

There are good breeders out there doing the Lord’s work

kaijutegu

d…does that animal… does she have an actual snout?? ? ??

be still, my beating heart.

heywetotheotherworld

A snoot! A snoot for booping!!

catchymemes

teathattast

jordymariesays

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

curious-name-deactivated2018121

WHAT

paxamericana

salute

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

ghost-of-bambi

PLEASE WATCH THIS SHOW PLEASE!!!!

bisexualr2d2

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

sadiie

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

onlyblackgirl

Or just don’t talk.

isohiko-deactivated20230305

skypotatos

To be honest, my boobs hurt from watching that.

noelleian-deactivated20190923

I like how they bounce in such perfect sync. My left boob is a little bigger than the right so they don’t move with the same velocity and they both tend to go up and down in a slightly circular motion like helicopter blades with nipples on ‘em.

rinachiba

Well, it looks more realistic than the Gainax Boobs in High School of the Dead….

Case in point…..

noelleian-deactivated20190923

argentvagabond

And that’s ignoring the waterbed ripple of the other chick’s boobs in the same scene

They at least acknowledged she’d be sore from that later

noelleian-deactivated20190923

bluebreeze52

How about this?

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202

OH GOD THEY’RE ALIVE

lonewolf23k

The moment you realize most Japanese animators have probably never actually seen real breasts.

nipyl-deactivated20140702

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

nipyl-deactivated20140702

they yelled at me.

bulletssandbowss

belalegoshi

Hi guys, as the original OP of this post I just want to say: 1) I didn’t actually order a pizza this night, I was a dirty little liar and thought it’d be funny to post about to my 150 followers at the time. 2) Any of you guys who actually were inspired by this post to actually order a pizza during a hurricane? You’re actually a huge asshole, lol, you put people in danger for that. 3) I also got so many death threats the night I posted this! People on Tumblr were just as mean in 2012 as they are today, lmao. 4) When this post reaches 1 million notes I’m going to fucking nut, bro, I’ll nut.