we've somehow ended up here?

any pronouns!!

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[manhcester]

fruit edition

are you a strawberry or raspberry person? a lemon or lime person? a mango or peach person? a pear or apple person?

[black-quadrant]

ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

[segamascott]

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[queen-suzu]

@staff just know this isn’t going to be enough.

stop banning trans women for nothing

[flicker-sys]

god last night i spent three hours explaining the plot of the whole twilight saga to my friend, except that i haven't watched the movies in about a year and haven't read the books in about 5. and i'm only just realising how fucking unhinged the whole series is. like trying to explain the plot made me realise how unbelievably stupid the plot of the whole series is what the fuck is that

this is especially funny to me when i remember that to all my irl friends, i basically do not watch tv. the answer they get 99% of the time to "have you watched _____?" is no because i don't watch tv or movies ever. and yet twilight is what i remember well enough to spend three hours explaining. of all things

[orangerysystem]

managing money is HARD when your head is full of impulse buyers

[strangerconnection]

you know, i don't remember

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[i-rly-need-therapy]

Everyone is so lgbtqia+ in miraculous. You obviously have Julerose and Marcaniel being basically canon as well as Zoé having her crush on Marinette and Ms Bustier being in her relationship and the couple in the New York special and Max being ace and Alix being aromantic right.

But it doesn't stop there. I TELL U MARINETTE IS BI, ADRIEN IS QUEER, ALYA AND NINO BI4BI, CHLOÉ LESBIAN, LILA LESBIAN, NATHALIE LESBIAN, KAGAMI BI, SABRINA BI, LUKA PAN, MYLENE HAS THE BADGE I COULD GO ON (this part is just headcanons don't come after me)

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TUMBLR

[ladybugpdf-deactivated20250512]

if tumblr loves anything, it's bitches who are doomed by the narrative. in this uquiz, find out what role are you in the tragic play?

[flicker-sys]

...sounds about right, actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you