Zoink 😔😔

Anna She/Her! Don't hesitate to talk to me 😌✨👍

[orions-garden]

Hyperion City Dashboard Simulator:

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think I might go check out the martian desert, I’ve never been outside the dome before, might be neat

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👂andromedasleftear Follow

me and the dark matters agent who watches me through my webcam when I make my 1736388th post in a row simping for Chainmail Warrior Andromeda:

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Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦🏻‍♂️ u can’t have shit in Hyperion City

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me when the interplanetary dark matters stream mentions the guy who found my missing cat that one time she ran away:

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who tf is gonna be mayor now

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[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[honeyvoiced185]

New meme format just dropped

[jadequarze]

A price to pay; A future as payment

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[forkingandcottage-deactivated20]

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

[iamthecutestofborg]

No idea how this was done and I love that

[kirklandcultist]

Hi, I know how it was done! The frog used a brush to put paint on it’s little canvas! Hope this helps

[iamthecutestofborg]

Thanks @kirklandcultist, that really clears things up ☺️

[honeyvoiced185]

Of the Air Ashari 🌿

[aletheyass]

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

[aletheyass]

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

[carbonation-cryptid-deactivated]

He also makes SEX perfume

[veronicabunnies]

[lymphonodge2]

picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[christianstepmoms]

[bartmobile]

today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction

[ilikeit-art]

[calenos]

[passumbapper]

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

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[tommygunntyler]