Possibly no longer enlisted.

Leave whatever on the blog. If it's booze, put a red sticker on it.

[letsampupthedose]

Valentine rolled her eye. "I know that. Or a mimicry of it. I meant why are their copies of everyone?"

[flightless-egret-blog]

Giving a shrug, the Egret replied, "Shit if I know."

[letsampupthedose]

Humans are true monsters and Flightless Egret need a dose

"……Okay.  I’m mildly sure that I did die. And an Egret? What you do? Died for Country?"

[flightless-egret-blog]

"… I’m still alive, ma’am. You’re not on any hard shit, are you?"

[letsampupthedose]

Valentine gives the Egret a death glare “No. Save for almost dying, I’m fine. “

[flightless-egret-blog]

"Hrm. Need any medical assistance? Or… can you stitch yourself up?"

[letsampupthedose]

"I’ve already treated the wound. As for any help, where am I anyway?"

[flightless-egret-blog]

"... in the Canopy Kingdom?"

[letsampupthedose]

Humans are true monsters and Flightless Egret need a dose

"……Okay.  I’m mildly sure that I did die. And an Egret? What you do? Died for Country?"

[flightless-egret-blog]

"… I’m still alive, ma’am. You’re not on any hard shit, are you?"

[letsampupthedose]

Valentine gives the Egret a death glare “No. Save for almost dying, I’m fine. “

[flightless-egret-blog]

"Hrm. Need any medical assistance? Or... can you stitch yourself up?"

[letsampupthedose]

Humans are true monsters and Flightless Egret need a dose

"……Okay.  I’m mildly sure that I did die. And an Egret? What you do? Died for Country?"

[flightless-egret-blog]

"... I'm still alive, ma'am. You're not on any hard shit, are you?"

[timeforyourphysical-deactivated]

Goes straight to humming on a roof, all by herself.

[flightless-egret-blog]

And there's an Egret. On the ground, looking up.

[flightless-egret-blog]

Blows the dust off of the blog.

[littlecutieofthesea-deactivated]

WHAT IF MINETTE WAS POISONOUS

[flightless-egret-blog]

-See, my mind went dark real fast about this.-

[flightless-egret-blog]

poisondeville has been spotted.

"Hold it." the Egret said lazily. "State your purpose and whatever."

[gin-li-deactivated20131017]

“Brelly in the next 20 years or so.”

source

[der--riese]

”!?”

[nevarky]

Art trade with Malkshake, check her stuff out she is great. Heavily influenced by this picture since she wanted the same attire.

[flightless-egret-blog]

“What’d I miss?”

[plantlovinghobo-deactivated2013]

-half dead-

[flightless-egret-blog]

"... there's a dead bird here. What the hell."

[flightless-egret-blog]

"What'd I miss?"

[meme-archive]

Send me a ♠ for my muse's reaction to walking in on yours masturbating.

[burning-arrow]

YEAH, DO IT

[flightless-egret-blog]

Taking the bottle, the Egret took a heavy swig. That familiar liquid hit his mouth, filling his gut. Wincing lightly, he exhaled.

“Fffffuck, that’s good…” he grumbled, handing the bottle back. “Knew that was some quality shit.”

[the--nurse--is--in]

“Lemme guess—the money came out of your own pocket. If so, that’s very charitable of you.”

She folds her arms under her bust and lets out a sigh. Her mask has been pulled down all the way, loosely hanging around her neck.

[flightless-egret-blog]

"Pretty much, yeah," he replied, holding the bottle towards the nurse. As much as he wanted to... the Egret didn't want to down the rest of it.

"Doesn't mean I'm gonna tank the bottle."

[the--nurse--is--in]

“…Yeah, go ahead. It’s not like it’ll kill me to share.”

She really hopes that it doesn’t, as a joke. Truth be told, she can’t stand the Princess’s forces. They all seem to be pussy whipped by a pretty lady—she’ll never say that, of course.

But this one seems alright. He didn’t immediately attack her or anything. In fact, he was rather gentlemanly with his approach.

[flightless-egret-blog]

Taking the bottle, the Egret took a heavy swig. That familiar liquid hit his mouth, filling his gut. Wincing lightly, he exhaled.

"Fffffuck, that's good..." he grumbled, handing the bottle back. "Knew that was some quality shit."

[flightless-egret-blog]

“We’ll get to that hurdle later. Now, I need to focus.” he replied, still taking single shots and very much missing both bodies.

“Nope. Not a single hit. Gimme some of that liquor there. It might help.”

[the--nurse--is--in]

“Ask nicely, and maybe I will.”

She doesn’t like that tone of voice, but she can’t blame him… Much. She takes another large series of swallows. One… three… five. She pulls the bottle away and lets out a heavy sigh, squeezing her eye shut before setting the bottle down.

She looks up at the toy, just in time to catch it in the act of vanishing in a cloud of smoke. Her brow raises, and she lets out a small ‘hmm’.

[flightless-egret-blog]

And now another thing to add on his "Weird Stuff He Saw Sober" list. It just up and disappeared.

"Well... uh... that happened." he replied. "Guess that'll work. But... yeah. May I please have some of that charity booze?"

[flightless-egret-blog]

Indeed, the bullet vibrator moved slowly… enough to aggravate the Egret. His sights met the toy… then the toy nudged elsewhere. He let out a little growl.

“Fuckin’… I ain’t good at leading shots, thing.” he mumbled. “Ah fuck it.”

One shot. Two shots. Three.

[the--nurse--is--in]

“Tell me when you give u- …Wait, aren’t you part of the Princess’s forces?”

The nurse gives the soldier a sharp look, before moving her mask and taking a nice, long pull from the bottle. It feels so good—the burning in her throat, the way her stomach immediately starts warming up.

[flightless-egret-blog]

"We'll get to that hurdle later. Now, I need to focus." he replied, still taking single shots and very much missing both bodies.

"Nope. Not a single hit. Gimme some of that liquor there. It might help."