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@flightlessangel
“Uuh, you’re not the angel from my dreams – guys wearing that sorta stuff isn’t a turn on at all. I’d rather be asleep now, thanks.” He’d wave his hand in boredom, shooing the other away in a rude manner.
“T-Turn on!? I-I’m not trying to turn anyone on with this-!” Oh boy, now the boy’s super flustered. This is supposed to be his hero outfit, not something to turn people on...why would he even try to do that?!
“D-D-Does this kind of hero costume turn other people on?!”
Well I haven't played Icarus but I'm happy to interact and learn the character through you! (This is also the let you know I read the rules ask)
(( aaa i hope i can represent pit well enough for you!! and it's the same back tbh I don't know anything about akame ga kill so hopefully i can learn from your writing!! ))
【 50% OFF STARTER MEME 】
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“You can’t have sex with your neighbor’s backyard above-ground pool.”
“Let me help you out of that swimsuit– POOL.”
“I sure hope we become best friends! But I don’t hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on.”
“So, anyways, I regain consciousness, there’s cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an ice-pick– haha, it was kind of a weird Tuesday.”
“We’re gonna be late for anime school!”
“I’m just saying, is it illegal if I’m in my OWN pool?”
“WHAT’S UP SLUTS?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON?!”
“(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER.”
“Oh no, he’s hot when he’s sad!”
“This reminds me of prison. This reminds me of prison. This DEFINITELY reminds me of prison.”
“Look at that little pimp. He’s gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka.”
“Let’s skip all the fluff and get to the part where we’re shirtless.”
“Homeboy looks like shark week, I ain’t messin’ with that.”
“It wasn’t a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!”
“Nah, man, we went to holding. There’s a big difference.”
“Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor– that is NOT a position you wanna be in.”
“Wouldn’t we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person.”
“I’VE GOT MACE!”
“Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!”
“You took the fall for me and I said thank you.”
“I went to jail!”
“I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!”
“I stabbed a girl in the yard!”
“I think that guard you killed had a family!”
“Look at that majestic ass mothafucka. Like a dolphin or some shit. A dolphin with legs… and arms… and a jet pack.”
“BITCH GET IN THE POOL!”
“That’s how they do it in Australia.”
“20 bucks on jabber jaws.”
“Hey, man did you TiVo Glee last night?”
“I’m not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major.”
“Neither one of them even died!”
“They won’t let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it’s deemed ‘inappropriate’ and I ‘have to leave’.”
“I have to tumblr this!”
“A guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that’s the whole team, you’re gonna have to be more specific.”
“I ship them! And them!”
“They hate each other, but they also fuck each other!“
“Hey, we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you’re doing is gonna have to stop.”
“So do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews, and talk about my work out routine?”
“I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? … Nah, cops probably took it.”
“Do you know? Do you know for sure? Because I don’t need another incident.”
“If I get out of this chair, I guarantee you’ll end up in one with wheels.”
“Okay. I’ll admit, I’m a little threatened.”
“‘Sup bitches!~”
“Aren’t you that guy who drowned a kid? And burned down that building?”
“Get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices.”
“Remember, snitches get stitches!”
“Shut up, you’re high as balls!”
“You’re just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life.”
“Right, son. And speaking of crushing disappointments—”
“Coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again.”
“Good thing I wore my Heelies.”
“He’s so hot but so crazy! Which makes him even MORE hot!”
“Come on, let me get those digits baby!”
“It should be illegal to be that fine!”
“Oh, just basic addition and subtraction. He was subtracting from my profits so I’m going to add a few extra holes in him.”
“This doesn’t seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs.”
“I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go.”
“Yeah, I’ve seen him. He’s in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos.”
“Your arrest record is extensive… and amateur.”
“The fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanity AND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN’T PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTION BAFFLES THE MIND.”
“I want that boy to be my bride!”
“Pilates will do that, man, works your core.”
“What are we waiting for? Let’s go bro! Let’s g’bro!”
“Wow, you sure said that.“
“WOOP! WOOP! Hold it, I’m gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness.”
“One time, we went camping in the woods, I just left ‘em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don’t even think their families cared, kinda sad, really.”
“So, what you’re saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?”
“Well I’ve gotta go not talk to you anymore.”
“I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water.”
“I’m so happy right now! — And it’s not just ‘cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Okay, I lied, I’m sorry, that’s mostly the reason.”
“SHE’S A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!”
“Hey, I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How’ve you been, kid?”
@flightlessangel met a strange child
There’s an audible gasp from Ayano as she stares at the other student before her. She quickly skips up to the boy and suddenly moves around him looking at him with complete fascination. She stops in front of him and claps her hands together right in front of her. “You’re so cool!” She exclaims her eyes wide and full of excitement. “Your wings are so pretty! Like a dove’s! Except less dirty and covered in disease!! Are you an angel?” A rather childish question…
Pit blinked as this girl came out of nowhere and moved around him. Well this was unexpected! Then again, anyone who gawks at him for his wings is unexpected. He can’t be the only one in U.A. with a quirk that gives him wings...right?
“Heh, thanks, girl I don’t know! I’m not actually an angel. I just look like one.”
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“Oh, are you part of that weird Icarus guild from the last town?” Urail wasn’t aware that this person may, in fact, not be part of the guild.. but he did have the same basic apparel on.
“The wings look super authentic!”
“Icarus...guild?”
There’s a guild for his game? Or was it a guild about flying? Could humans even fly? He’s actually hoping not, otherwise that’s gonna be distressing when the wingless humans can fly but he can’t.
“Uh, actually, these wings look authentic because they are authentic. They’re real wings.”
Confess a dark, twisted, or otherwise sinful thought your muse has had about mine.
On or off anon, it’s up to you!
Reblog if I should stay. Like if I should leave and never come back. :D
Reblog if I should stay. Like if I should leave and never come back. :D
@butterflybladed
“No, no, not Mario in the frog suit! I mean the actual frog next to him!”
@flightlessangel
“Tell me, has anyone ever plucked those pretty wings of yours?” The Vigilante clad in crimson wondered, as a grin formed on the mask. “I’m sure you culd make a pretty fluffy pillow with it.”
“Is that a threat?!” Ok, he’s doing a really good job of hiding his distress from that comment. His wings are connected to his life, so plucking them would not be fun for him. Either way, even if that wasn’t a threat, he summoned his bow out, a blue light coming from the arrow that spawned with it. Just in case.
Said During D&D Starter Meme
Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.
Am I allowed to dance on her grave?
Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…
Are you still on the ceiling?
Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?
If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.
I will explain nothing. You must discover.
I know it was rude, okay?
I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!
How many miles per hour is that?
There’s blood everywhere!
What’s a good song for this situation?
Will you seek revenge?
This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.
This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.
That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.
He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.
Wait, do you not have any money?
Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.
He is not a scaredy cat.
None of us came here to fight a vampire.
What happened? Where are you?
Who did she get murdered by?
The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.
You killed her! You set the fire she died in!
Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?
Are there any other figures of authority?
This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.
Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?
Who do you report to?
These people don’t like us.
I don’t know what we can even do to help them.
That’s not my name and you know it.
This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.
Now everybody wants to steal!
I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.
It’s a bonfire.
Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?
I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.
Ebony Branwen~! >:3
Call my muse by their full name and see how they react!
“WHO THE FU-!!!!” Run Anon
“Run….”
C̪͈̳̤͠O̭̪̹̟̲̜̼̟M̢͕̠͉̮̬͇̞E̸̮̩̟̤͘ͅ ̵̪̭̺̰͖̞̪A͏̱̼̗̰͕̫͉Ṯ̡̬͕̼͎͔̖͠ ̡͍͚͎͎M̞̜͞E̴͉̪̩̰̙̖ ̴̨̡̘̥̠S̳͡C̶҉̝̻̪̮̲͝R̛͇̱̼̠̠̭͔̀U̵͓͖̱̥̖͔̬̹̪B̴̨͖̗L̴̯͖͉̰̀O̴̧̞͓̯̝̙̣̳̕R͉Ḑ̴̯̣̞͝ ̵̡͈̭͔̻̖ͅĮ̡̣̝̣̫̮͎̞̮'̵̻̮̺̝͙̀M̭̺̳̫͢ͅ ͓̲̯͓̦̩̬̮R̢͠͏͈͕̣̟̥̘͚̥͉I̠̦P̠͉̰P̤͈͓̗È̴̡̯̱͍̼̖̭D̻̠͇͖̤͈͎̙͘̕ͅ-̢̬̩͕̰̟̣͇́
“I’m sorry did you say something?”
U FOOL, YOU DARE ATTACK YOUR WAIFU
Ebony Branwen~! >:3
Call my muse by their full name and see how they react!
“WHO THE FU-!!!!” Run Anon
“Run….”
C̪͈̳̤͠O̭̪̹̟̲̜̼̟M̢͕̠͉̮̬͇̞E̸̮̩̟̤͘ͅ ̵̪̭̺̰͖̞̪A͏̱̼̗̰͕̫͉Ṯ̡̬͕̼͎͔̖͠ ̡͍͚͎͎M̞̜͞E̴͉̪̩̰̙̖ ̴̨̡̘̥̠S̳͡C̶҉̝̻̪̮̲͝R̛͇̱̼̠̠̭͔̀U̵͓͖̱̥̖͔̬̹̪B̴̨͖̗L̴̯͖͉̰̀O̴̧̞͓̯̝̙̣̳̕R͉Ḑ̴̯̣̞͝ ̵̡͈̭͔̻̖ͅĮ̡̣̝̣̫̮͎̞̮'̵̻̮̺̝͙̀M̭̺̳̫͢ͅ ͓̲̯͓̦̩̬̮R̢͠͏͈͕̣̟̥̘͚̥͉I̠̦P̠͉̰P̤͈͓̗È̴̡̯̱͍̼̖̭D̻̠͇͖̤͈͎̙͘̕ͅ-̢̬̩͕̰̟̣͇́
Ebony Branwen~! >:3
Call my muse by their full name and see how they react!
“WHO THE FU-!!!!” Run Anon