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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Kid Icarus: Uprising Starters
All starters taken from the game's dialogue. Three lines per stage.
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"Sorry to keep you waiting!"
"What way to celebrate my return than with a festive little bloodbath?"
"It's like an all-you-can-hurt buffet!"
"I suppose it IS an old story!"
"Chicken is much more economical!"
"We're done talking about this."
"Why hello there!"
"Can we go home and watch TV now?"
"Do you like the gift? It's my patented monster pheromone!"
"...That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it?"
"It's funny. It's okay to laugh!"
"Even though I almost died, I've really enjoyed our time together."
"Yes...? No...? Uh..."
"Refresh my memory. What am I doing here again?"
"Don't make ME throw up."
"Did I say something funny?"
"Just think of all the stuff you could get done with more than one of yourself."
"What would you know about faith, anyway, you treacherous blackheart?!"
"Just use your gills! Tell me, [character]. How are you with brachial respiration?"
"Oh, my. An excess of frizowatts must have overloaded the dooziestat."
"You don't have to sound so gleeful!"
"Right. I hid them in case of an emergency. You know, so that they wouldn't get stolen."
"So I should destroy the shiny thing?"
*Gibberish*
"For future reference, face kicking isn't usually this effective."
"Threaten all you want! You don't scare me. I will put an end to you."
"...I suppose I don't really understand how that happened either."
"Whoa! Man! This is some intense heat!"
"How cold of you. Your words pierce my heart like an icicle."
"It's so obvious to me now."
"There's just no reasoning with her."
"Good! There are survivors!"
"This place is big."
"What mischief are you two getting into now?"
"Wowza!"
"Oh, no. Mischief making is one of my principal responsibilities."
"Those lasers are quite the security system!"
"Huh? That wasn't my doing."
"I'm well aware of my name!"
"Yes? You called?"
"Whoa! I gotta admit—he's fast! Must be all that free soda."
"He embarrasses easily. Don't mind him."
"Sorry to drag you out so early, but we've got an emergency. We have a BIG problem."
"How much more hell DO they plan to raise?"
"This is out of control!"
"We are from outerr spaaaaaace..."
"As a disclaimer, your insurance doesn't cover getting run over by alien trains."
"I don't care! If it works, I'm gonna use it!"
"WHAT? I can't hear you over all this AWESOME!"
"Time to let nature take its course!"
"My X ray specs allow me to see your ignorance."
"Is that supposed to sound like me? 'Cause it doesn't."
"They're grunts. What did you expect?"
"Well, there's nothing more we can do here. Come on, [character]."
"So basically, you're telling me to ram a horse cart into a brick wall."
"Your foolishness is matched only by your rudeness."
"Maybe he's a gearhead."
"Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not here to help."
"What is this, Everyone Pick On [self] Day?"
"Out of the way, coming through!"
"This place doesn't run on batteries, dingle brain!"
"Hey, what's your problem?"
"If we don't help him right now, we won't have another chance!"
"Oh, I get it. You want to turn back the clock and cheat death. Raising the dead, keeping the near-dead alive? It's pretty dirty business."
"You might want to break out the Brain Age, pal."
"Eat your hearts out, ladies."
"It's a tall order, but if anyone can do it, I have faith that you can!"
"Even your darkness can't hide from the light!"
"Tell me, [character], why do you hate life?"
"Sometimes it feels like I'm fighting the entire universe."
"Well, I don't have any answers for you. I'm only here to TEST you."
"Wait! DON'T SHOOT!"
"This thing is so awesome."
"Yes, I was hoping to greet [character] on top of a mountain of corpses."
"Let him enjoy his moment in the sun."
"Nawwww, I'm just messing with you, buddy... Settle down."
Why are you gonna do if you get more fart asks pit? and why are you getting so many of these?
"I-I wish I knew why I kept getting these... It doesn't make sense!"
"I think I'd like to ignore the asks, but then that would be rude..."
UNCOMFORTABLE ANON TIME
Send in anons to make my muses extremely uncomfortable, anon or not! Make them flustered! Make them blush! Make them nervous!
princeofsnowfield replied to your post:princeofsnowfield replied to your post:Shine!"I’m...
"I don’t have the mind to kill you, I really don’t… But the way you speak about us being weak… It may not be exactly me who ends your life, but a certain someone else…"
"I'm not saying you all are weak! I acknowledge the strength of the human race, I'm just saying that it'd be hard for humans to kill angels, that's all."
"S.. Someone else? How's that possible, though? The mark is shining, there's no way it could be anyone other than you.."
princeofsnowfield replied to your post:Shine!
"I’m a bit surprised myself seeing as I have really no intention of killing, especially not someone who helps out others… But I’m the cause of countless bears’ lives being lost. Don’t underestimate me due to my species."
"Are bears supposed to compare to me in strength or something?"
"I know humans can kill bears. I just doubt that one could kill an angel. At least, not without tons of help.."
Shine!
"..."
The angel pauses, staring down at the shimmering mark on his body. He looks from the mark to the boy in front of him, then back down to the mark, a confused look crossing his face.
"This is a human, right?" He mutters to himself "How would a human manage to kill me?.."
AU where everyone has a mark on their body and it shines brightly when they meet/touch the person who will eventually murder them. Send me "Shine" to see my muse's reaction when their mark starts to shine.
(based off this glow meme)
Requested by anonymous.
[[sorry abt being inactive btu!!!!!
i beat ki:u so i might be over here more]]
[[sry about not being here for awhile i kinda lost motivation to post over here...]]
[[psst i finally beat chapter 8
i feel so ridiculous that was so easy omg]]
is it true link always win against you by kicking you in the tummy because that's your weak point?
"..Kinda, yeah."
"It's not a very fun weakpoint to have."
"C-Can someone explain why I keep getting questions about farts?.."
hey Pit you should try that when pittoo is sitting on you and starts getting up. Just tell him "no don't get up yet, I'm feeling great here" XD
"A-Are you people TRYING to get me punched in the face?!"
"I'm pretty sure Pittoo wouldn't take that very well."
I see this, and then I remember the ‘Chaos Kin’ subplot
My feels ;_;
"Usually"... so you DO admit you won't try all the time? XD And if it wasn't a serious fight but merely you two playing together, would you even try to move when you can enjoy the feeling of his butt on you?
The angel just shrugs "Sometimes I either can't get up or Pittoo gets up before I can try to get out from under him myself. This isn't exactly a common occurrence, y'know. I'm only referencing from a few different experiences."
"Er.. Even if I were to try and enjoy anything, Pittoo would probably get up before I could."