Greetingssss to all wawoo warriorssss! Thank you for coming to thisss-sss meeting. As promissssed, we shall be dissscusssing tonight’ssss plan to put an end to the wawoo ban.
Sssso. A few weaknessssses folkssss have noticed:
One: There does not sssseem to be any rules ssstating that dessstroying these “no wawoo” sssigns is a no-no. There are no fines, nor do there ssseem to be any ssssentences for vandalizing these ssssigns. Sssso technically, we would ssstill be abiding by the rules if we remove or dessstroy these ssssigns.
And two: The rule never quite sssstates that phrases like “wa”, “wawa” and “woo” are banned, meaning we can be creative about fighting againsssst the wawoo ban. We can sssstill technically ssssay “wawoo” if we ssssay it like “wa. Woo” or, in my cassse from earlier today, “wawawawawa. Woo.” I hope it makesss ssssense. If not, I shall help clarify anything.
Sssso. Where I am going with thissss information?
Find as many “no wawoo” ssssigns as posssible, and dessstroy them. You can rip them out of the ground and toss-sss them, you can throw tomatoesss at them, burn them- ANY way the ssssigns can be dessstroyed.
And be not afraid to holler “wa. Woo.” or “wawawa. Woo” or ANY variant of “wawoo”. SHOW THESSSE BUGS THAT NONE OF USSS ARE AFRAID. SHOW THEM THAT WE WILL NOT LET THISSSS GO EASSSILY.
SHOW THEM THAT THISSSS SSSO-CALLED “RULE” HASSS NO PLACE HERE IN PHARLOOM!
That’ssss all I have to ssssay. Any quessstions before we go?
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