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i'm aquarius and they did not break my heart, lol, but i have a VERY big crush with the scorpio / capricorn people (m).

Whenever I meet Scorpios they instantly make me mad Idk why lol but Capricorn are really funny and loyal. Good luck with your crushes.

Most to least to hold a grudge

Capricorn Scorpio Pisces Aquarius Aries Taurus Virgo Leo Sagittarius Cancer Libra Gemini

The Signs At a Party

The ones that are lit af, THE LIFE OF THE PARTY: Leo, Libra, Aquarius Talking shit with their friends, making everybody laugh: Sagittarius, Gemini, Virgo The baddest bitch/nigga there: Aries, Cancer, Pisces Wants to go tf home, pretty much hates people: Scorpio, Caprricorn, Taurus

the signs at an amusement park

Too scared to ride anything, has to get forced on: Taurus, Sagittarius

WILL RIDE FUCKING ANYTHING THEY

AINT NO PUSSY: Gemini, Cancer Screams on every ride, is convinced they're gonna die: Virgo, Aries

Wins a bunch of prizes for their friends, kinda there for the food: Leo, Pisces

Laughs instead of screaming on rollercoasters: Scorpio, Aquarius

the signs fears (also look @ moon sign)

SCORPIO: Afraid of commitment. Has trust issues. Doesn't like to open up to people and show them their true selves but when they do it's rare. Even more scared of betrayal from people they know and trust.

ARIES: Afraid of not being able to express themselves. Of being stuck. Does not want their feelings and ideas to be kept in a box. Does not like to be told no.

GEMINI: Afraid of boredom. Needs constant stimulation. Does not like to be in deep emotionally social situations. Is there but somewhat distant. They like to go from person to person. The type to have associates, not friends. May have a split pesonality

LEO: Afraid of going unnoticed. Would probably hate someone taking credit for their original ideas. Wants to do the right thing. Has a big ego. Their pride may prevent them from accepting others help. Want to do things their own way. Does not like following instructions. Artsy.

VIRGO: Afraid of being imperfect. Likes everything to be done a certain way. Puts their heart and soul into their work and does it with detail.

SAGITTARIUS: Fear of being controlled. Hates being bossed around or told what to do, it makes them feel like a little kid. They want to have freedom over their creativity and their career at all times.

TAURUS: Afraid of not being anything in life. Wants to leave something they can be remembered by. Feels like they don't have enough time to do everything they want to do.

LIBRA: Afraid of being alone. They need to feel loved and wanted. Sometimes they will do anything to feel that void, even if it's not good for them.

CAPRICORN: Afraid of not living up to expectations. May feel they're not good enough no matter what they do. This is why they are always working hard and doing their best no matter what it is.

CANCER: Afraid of not being able to protect those they love. They have a big heart and will do anything for who they care about. They ofter put others needs ahead of theirs.

AQUARIUS: Afraid of things staying the same. Constantly wants to reinvent themselves and do new things. Hates being stuck in the same situation.

PISCES: Afraid of being taken advantage of. Easily trusts others and doesn't see their bad side. Wants to help people without thinking of theirselves.

the signs in a bank robbery

Aries: Random bystander who gets pissed and starts to fight the robber

Taurus: The mastermind that planned the whole robbery

Gemini: The one screaming at the bankteller for money

Cancer: Gets shot by scorpio

Leo: Gets the fuck out the bank before shit goes down

Virgo: The bankteller who’s at work and is just trying to do their fucking job

Libra: The police officer. Tries to calm everyone down but everyone is losing their shit.

Scorpio: Disarms the robber and takes his gun somehow but accidentally shoots cancer

Sagittarius: The getaway driver. Calm af.

Capricorn: Trying not to laugh for some reason??

Aquarius: The one who calls for help and is trying to calm everyone

Pisces: Bystander crying in the corner dramatically screaming they’re gonna die

I have scorpion midheaven and is that the sign I aspire or want to be like

Yes scorpio midheaven is the type to be very passionate about their goals.

“I’ll do it later.”

Taurus, Sagittarius, Cancer, Leo, Pisces, Libra

The signs as family members

Aries: Angry dad you can call to fuck someone up

Taurus: Aunt who has all of her shit together

Gemini: Annoying younger sibling who always gets what they want

Cancer: Overprotective mother who won't take shit from anyone

Leo: The sibling you can always talk to and they will give you some real ass advice

Virgo: Goofy ass cousin that makes everyone laugh

Libra: Uncle that spoils everybody

Scorpio: The cousin who is still mad at you for something you did years ago

Sagittarius: The cousin you hang out with every once in a while to do crazy ass shit

Capricorn: Distant related cousin who is very rich and you don't know why

Aquarius: Friend of the family no one knows how they got in the family but they cool af

Pisces: Drunk aunt/uncle who just got divorced

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the signs on snapchat

just stares at how good they look in the fucking camera: libra, taurus, leo, scorpio

probably lowkey embarrassing themselves or going off on somebody they lowkey crazy: capricorn, cancer

the type to see someone lipsyncing or doing some boring shit and clicks tf off: aquarius, gemini, virgo, aries

never remembers what they said before in their messages: pisces, sagittarius

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Most to Least Dramatic Signs

Leo Cancer Scorpio Sagittarius Taurus Libra Virgo Gemini Capricorn Aries Aquarius Pisces

i'm a leo and a fucking pisces broke my heart

damn :(

Most to Least Dramatic Signs

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