Lapdog.

Hello, everyone! Flippy here, coming to you from... wherever I am, haha! Feel free to chat with me, okay? { IC Blog for an AU of Flippy from TTR. }

[flip-for-flippy]

Hello, Toontown! It's me, your beloved missing mayoral candidate, Flippy Doggenbottom! I'm glad to be able to contact you all, and hope to get to make some friends. Where am I, you may ask? Why, I am currently wandering your Playgrounds after arriving in your universe through unknown means. Crazy, riiiight?

Anyways, can't wait to meet you all, haha!

An IC Toonblr Blog for an AU!Flippy in which he was the one kidnapped by the Cogs instead of Slappy. This Flippy often goes by 'Lapdog' and has noticeably de-saturated colors. This blog will have tws of abuse, mental illness, self depreciating humor, dehumanization, and others I am probably forgetting.

This account is run by Marcy (She/Her, age 25+). Lapdog uses He/Him. Find me at @marcysmarcy!

MY TOONBLR ACCOUNTS: @doodle-trainer, @beatrice-miner, @flip-for-flippy (YOU ARE HERE), @resistance-ranger-rocky, @bulletinbelle, @professor-prepostera, @tripletrio

[minglingmingler]

Someone Ate My Barping Minglesnacks

[flip-for-flippy]

[Frantic crunching sounds]

[aispai]

​[ Additional crunchage ]

[flip-for-flippy]

Wait who the arf--?

[minglingmingler]

Someone Ate My Barping Minglesnacks

[flip-for-flippy]

[Frantic crunching sounds]

[trackstar-9001]

YOULL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN """"TOONBLR""""

[flip-for-flippy]

Okay 👍 L or whatever

[trackstar-9001]

THIS IS A LARGE W FOR ME AND AN L FOR EVERYONE ELSE

[flip-for-flippy]

You're literally a failure in the eyes on your company and they probably already replaced you you're the only one L-ing here <3

[trackstar-9001]

YOULL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN """"TOONBLR""""

[flip-for-flippy]

Okay 👍 L or whatever

[flip-for-flippy]

Have you been being good where you're at?

Huh? Of course I have! I'm always good because if I'm not good then bad things happen and I can't do that again.

[flip-for-flippy]

Do you think they realize that their precious company won't want them back and that Cog Society will move on and forget them because their existences are nothing more than a stepping stone to more profit?

And that Toon Society will forget them because they're vile and unlikeable people who don't deserve kindness?

[flip-for-flippy]

Do you ever wonder if people miss you?

[flip-for-flippy]

can I study you under a petri dish

Nah, thats Surlees job. 💙

[pocketwatch-102698]

I’m not “studying you” like an inanimate science project.

And I certainly wouldn’t use a Petri dish!

[flip-for-flippy]

I wouldn't mind if you did

[flip-for-flippy]

can I study you under a petri dish

Nah, thats Surlees job. 💙

[pocketwatch-102698]

I’m not “studying you” like an inanimate science project.

And I certainly wouldn’t use a Petri dish!

[flip-for-flippy]

I wouldn't mind if you did

[flip-for-flippy]

You're so pathetic it almost loops back around to me wanting to just stare at you

Haha! You're not wrong there. I never said I wasn't pathetic or useless or a waste of your time after all

[flip-for-flippy]

can I study you under a petri dish

Nah, thats Surlees job. 💙

[flip-for-flippy]

was it you i saw laying face first in the TTC pond for like 30 minutes straight?

Yes. I go there when the sounds and the colors make me want to rip my fur off.

[pocketwatch-102698]

i think we should learn how to make cogs go green. i dont mean explode. i mean we should bore the cogs to death.

Unfortunately, the Cogs already excel in being horribly boring.

That and if we overdo it, we'd risk our own health. You have an interesting angle, but it doesn't seem to be worth the risk.

[flip-for-flippy]

I could do it :)

[flip-for-flippy]

im going to flip you. with my awesome flip

ok

[flip-for-flippy]

My heart hurts

[flip-for-flippy]

i didnt say regular bath i said bubble bath. you look like you need to be soaked in fun and joy.

I mean I could make it a bubble bath but it won't help.