Boiler? I Hardly Know 'er!

Ai Spai, Toon Resistance Ranger She/Her, Cogs DNI

[minglingmingler]

Someone Ate My Barping Minglesnacks

[flip-for-flippy]

[Frantic crunching sounds]

[aispai]

​[ Additional crunchage ]

[marycherryyy]

I’m late but happy Ides of March everyone

[bedupolker]

Predator/prey dynamic but in the Tom & Jerry and/or Coyote & Roadrunner way (likes being on top but constantly outsmarted and bamboozled, making a fool of myself, suffering grievous harm, falling off of cliffs, anvil to the head, etc)

[aispai]

I'm going to scratch you out.

- @pushedpencil

Get out of my inbox before I get the hose.

[pushedpencil]

Careful, Toon. You can be easily erased.

[aispai]

Yeah, sure, whatever you say. Don't look up.

( Cue the telltale whistling of a grand piano reaching terminal velocity directly above the cog. )

[pushedpencil]

That isn't a hosbfbfbdnfncbvnvvn cf fgnn dm

[aispai]

I'm going to scratch you out.

- @pushedpencil

Get out of my inbox before I get the hose.

[pushedpencil]

Careful, Toon. You can be easily erased.

[aispai]

Yeah, sure, whatever you say. Don't look up.

( Cue the telltale whistling of a grand piano reaching terminal velocity directly above the cog. )

[aispai]

I'm going to scratch you out.

- @pushedpencil

Get out of my inbox before I get the hose.

[minglingmingler]

The Toons Keep Blowing Me Up And I Have To Re Assemble Myself Piece By Piece It Kind Of Sucks

[aispai]

Skill issue

[resistance-ranger-rocky]

hey rocky is the resistance aware about the recent uptick of cogs on toon internet? @minglingmingler of course but i also just found @namedroppingnamedropper and @pushedpencil

Unfortunately we are aware of it. We're working to take care of it right now, but the best thing Toons can do is block these accounts and not interact with them.

[aispai]

It's always cool to see new toons kicking around fighting cogs, but if all you have in your pocket is a feather and two cupcakes maybe don't go into Sellbot HQ during a Mingler invasion.

[aispai]

To celebrate the task force coming together, and for the Boiler's forth birthday, we're going to be throwing forty cakes into its flames. That's as many as four tens, and that's great.

[aispai]

hey you look just like zilly fumblebump

I haven't got the slightest idea who you are referring to, but I think they sound like a cool and interesting person

[letterlifter]

your cheese. hand it over

[aispai]

(@sellbotsleuth since I can't ask with that blog) Well hey there! Good to spy a new toony face around here! Though.. I will say.. you look kinda familiar... (/silly)

Oh, hey, same to you!

You're looking pretty familiar, too, now that I think about it... My best guesses is that we're either alternate versions of each other or we had the same homeroom in school

[aispai]

Count of cogs I've watched trip and fall on their face in SBHQ who looked around thinking nobody saw: 93

[minglingmingler]

[aispai]

[ VERY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER ]

[stickylous-blueglue]

well. im back from sellbot HQ. shoutout to the toons who saw it was me in the cage and straight up turned around. you all are so wonderful. i feel so toontastic.

[aispai]

Whoever the vehh did that is getting a mallet to the head.

Gimme names next time it happens and I'll make sure they get the message

[aispai]

Short kings look out I saw a legal eagle flying around