[herrmione]

instagram au: the primordial gods 

[crybabys-deactivated20150823]

my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” 

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[bob-belcher]

louder for the people at the back

[binches-deactivated20220521]

You ever get in one of those moods where you just kinda want to be tied down and fucked hard by multiple guys?

only all the time?

[sharkbutch]

y’all know they have dms right

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[hijerking]

me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

[iu]

*wants to read* *doesnt read*

*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*

*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*

*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*

*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*

[momqueer]

this is called depression

[sandandglass]

TDS, May 4, 2015

With the tide of history turning against them, Jessica Williams commemorates the anti-gay protesters who will soon become irrelevant.

[djpaulyd]

[softieblu]

♡

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[loveremains4eva-deactivated2017]

[iv-fischer]

someone please explain to me what the fuck i just witnessed

[trapcard]

[undocupop]

…….speechless……

[lameborghini]

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

[lameborghini]

ur school wins

[memewhore]

[xenoliith]

FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

[willow]

When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team

[trillyke]

You can find the CC - skins, make-up, baby hairs, tattoos - I use the most often below.

This is a master list, which I try to update every now & then. Hope you find it useful!  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

I had to re-do the whole post…phew.

LAST UPDATED: 11th March, 2017

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