Hi it’s Problem Solverz headcanon time
Problem Solvers Headcanon Time
Horace (Problem Solverz leader)
Age: 19
Gander: Male
Pronouns: he/him
Sexuality: bisexual
Family: Roba (twin brother), Thaz (adoptive mother and landlady), Alfe (technical pet)
sometimes has a habit of smoking, he’s trying to quit but often sneaks a cigarette or two in.
he STILL loves Sweetie Creame even though he knows damn fucking well that she was evil.
almost always has to look after both Alfe and Roba (mostly Roba) when they’re left alone together.
he and Roba spent their first 6 years at an abusive orphanage (technically 5 years since their parents were killed when Horace and Roba were only 1.)
He found Alfe in a sewer when he was 11 and Alfe was a months old.
He is very athletic and plays soccer on the weekends when there aren’t any problems to solve.
Temporarily had a fear of the forest (ever since he was 4 he was purposefully left alone in the forest by the orphanage headmaster as a punishment for absolutely no reason other than to traumatize him for fun. Yea Horace and Roba had the worst childhood.) He got over his fear thanks to Tux Dog.
Horace HATES coffee (he instead settles for tea or sugar free energy drinks)
- During childhood Horace would often sing to Roba at night so they could both fall asleep.
He’s a total workaholic!
Roba (Problem Solverz nerd)
Age: 19
Gender: Trans male (FtM)
Pronouns: he/him
Sexuality: transgender + gay
Family: Horace (twin brother), Thaz (adoptive mother and landlady), Alfe (technical pet), quite a few random ex-boyfriends
he is Autistic (he often stims, is socially awkward, and has identity issues.)
he still wears bras sometimes, mainly bras that are super tight and help flatten out his chest (technically they’re binders)
he transitioned from female to male at age 13 (he only got top surgery because he’s not ready for bottom surgery ever, idk why I brought that up, but those who know, know.)
He has many allergies, including (listing these from least severe to most severe) longhair dogs, pollen, raspberries, beans, hornets, and peanuts.
Horace NEVER lets him eat sweets (especially chocolate and fudge) after 8 PM. Trust me, you do not want to encounter Roba when he’s high on sugar (you’d immediately be dead if you were even MADE of sugar.)
he’s kinda a femboy, and when he’s not wearing his usual robot outfit, he likes wearing crop tops or oversized hoodies, sometimes even wearing a dress if you’re lucky
He has a part-time job working as a Femboy Mooters (parody to Hooters) waiter, and that’s how the Solverz are able to pay the bills.
He is chubby because of all the empty insults Tux Dog throws at him, and because the trio order pizza A LOT BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN BROWN SOMEONE!!! Roba also stress eats a lot in private so there’s also that, and he can eat more than Alfe can (he REFUSES to admit that)
Roba still acts very feminine despite transitioning into a man, and he likes buying and doing luxurious stuff because it feels nice and he thinks it’ll make Tux Dog like him more (also Roba smells like lavender and vanilla 24/7, and Tux Dog hates lavender smell.)
Underneath his helmet is longish blond hair, overgrown haircut, it’s usually greasy because Roba rarely takes off his helmet.
Alfe (Problem Solverz Fur Monster)
Age: 8 (18 in fur monster years)
Gender: Male
Pronouns: he/him
Sexuality: pansexual
Family: unnamed fur monster parents (deceased), a whole bunch of unnamed brothers and sisters (unknown whereabouts), Horace and Roba (technical owners)
- Alfe is overweight
- Alfe secretly throws fur monster parties when Horace and Roba are not in the house
- While he can eat ALMOST anything, Alfe is allergic to seafood (especially shellfish.) He’s also allergic to cats (or at least only Badcat.)
- Chocolate is also poisonous to him but they’re like apple seeds, he needs to eat a whole bunch of chocolate to get sick.
- in my artstyle I usually draw him like a wolf simply because I’m a furry (but I can draw him in his canon design)
- he is closer to Horace than Roba
- Alfe is pansexual but he is more attracted to girls (same with Horace but Horace is bi)
- Alfe wants to smoke weed and do crack but Horace always says no, so Alfe has to sneak it in when Horace isn’t around.
- Although Alfe takes a shower in the toilet, Alfe doesn’t always smell like shit because he’s forced to wear one of those car scent pine tree things around his neck.
- Alfe deeply loves both Horace and Roba, so he gets lonely when they’re not around (that’s why he throws parties.) he’s afraid of being abandoned.
