[1ims-deactivated20150227]

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

[inahiddenplace]

literally When will ANYTHING EVER slam harder than Cascada’s Everytime We Touch

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Waiting 5 seconds to skip an ad is OK but waiting 5 seconds for an unskippable ad to finish is infuriating.

[daisenseiben]

What a difference the Power of Choice makes.

[shadowcat]

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

[activityenjoyer]

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

[camsfarts-deactivated20150121]

shout out to being naked

[yarter-deactivated20171231]

being a kid tryna sleep off that ass whooping you just got

[yarter-deactivated20171231]

“cant wait till i fuckin run away”

[holysimba-deactivated20150624]

Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

[dresswellactbad]

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

[moonbrains]

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

[suspend]

Don’t chase people. If they want to leave, let them leave. Don’t open the door for them. Don’t even look at them. Indifference is always the best.

-my life quote (via suspend)

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[fllorell]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[oomshi]

[modeltext-blog]

[kirkspocksmoved-blog]

[suspend]

It makes me sad waking up alone when there’s someone willing to wake up with me

-3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[ghost-y]

this is legitimately the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen on any dating website

[ghost-y]

GERTA REJECTED ME

[iitsnotivett]

Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

[omgkatsudonplease]

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny