Dazai Osamu

ADA member / 23yo / nsfw jokes are fine but mostly sfw

[floating-down-some-river]

"There is nothing worth pursuing at the cost of prolonging a life of suffering."

Helloooo! The name's Dazai Osamu, the Armed Detective Agency's top detective! Dont believe what anyone else says....

//mod here! Rhis is the same mod as floatingdownariversomewhere, so his memories remain intact and are relatively the same. This is mainly just a continuation from then. Light nsfw jokes are fine, but keep it mostly sfw please. Im a minor.

Mod is same as @silent-mad-dog

He/they for mod and Dazai!

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...whats up

[floating-down-some-river]

Not much! The sky perhaps-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

No shit

[floating-down-some-river]

:3 sooo whats up with my darling slug today??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nothing. Im bored

[floating-down-some-river]

............. hi bored im your husband-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...you're done

[floating-down-some-river]

>:]

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Whatcha doing here

[floating-down-some-river]

.... working?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Hm.

[floating-down-some-river]

What

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...

he sits on top of his desk

[floating-down-some-river]

He also sits on his desk. But he leans against Chuuya

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Hi

[floating-down-some-river]

hi love

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He messes with his hair a bit

[floating-down-some-river]

he takes his hat

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...whats up

[floating-down-some-river]

Not much! The sky perhaps-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

No shit

[floating-down-some-river]

:3 sooo whats up with my darling slug today??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nothing. Im bored

[floating-down-some-river]

............. hi bored im your husband-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...you're done

[floating-down-some-river]

>:]

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Whatcha doing here

[floating-down-some-river]

.... working?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Hm.

[floating-down-some-river]

What

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...

he sits on top of his desk

[floating-down-some-river]

He also sits on his desk. But he leans against Chuuya

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Hi

[floating-down-some-river]

hi love

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...whats up

[floating-down-some-river]

Not much! The sky perhaps-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

No shit

[floating-down-some-river]

:3 sooo whats up with my darling slug today??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nothing. Im bored

[floating-down-some-river]

............. hi bored im your husband-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...you're done

[floating-down-some-river]

>:]

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Whatcha doing here

[floating-down-some-river]

.... working?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Hm.

[floating-down-some-river]

What

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...

he sits on top of his desk

[floating-down-some-river]

He also sits on his desk. But he leans against Chuuya

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...whats up

[floating-down-some-river]

Not much! The sky perhaps-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

No shit

[floating-down-some-river]

:3 sooo whats up with my darling slug today??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nothing. Im bored

[floating-down-some-river]

............. hi bored im your husband-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...you're done

[floating-down-some-river]

>:]

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Whatcha doing here

[floating-down-some-river]

.... working?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Hm.

[floating-down-some-river]

What

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...whats up

[floating-down-some-river]

Not much! The sky perhaps-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

No shit

[floating-down-some-river]

:3 sooo whats up with my darling slug today??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nothing. Im bored

[floating-down-some-river]

............. hi bored im your husband-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...you're done

[floating-down-some-river]

>:]

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Whatcha doing here

[floating-down-some-river]

.... working?

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...whats up

[floating-down-some-river]

Not much! The sky perhaps-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

No shit

[floating-down-some-river]

:3 sooo whats up with my darling slug today??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nothing. Im bored

[floating-down-some-river]

............. hi bored im your husband-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...you're done

[floating-down-some-river]

>:]

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...whats up

[floating-down-some-river]

Not much! The sky perhaps-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

No shit

[floating-down-some-river]

:3 sooo whats up with my darling slug today??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nothing. Im bored

[floating-down-some-river]

............. hi bored im your husband-

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...whats up

[floating-down-some-river]

Not much! The sky perhaps-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

No shit

[floating-down-some-river]

:3 sooo whats up with my darling slug today??

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...whats up

[floating-down-some-river]

Not much! The sky perhaps-

[floating-down-some-river]

Hey, 'samu

- @the-chibi-pm-executive

Hi cheebs :D

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

*holiday ask game! Send a silly RP starter to your favorite blogs ! They can answer the ask and any other blogs can interact/ respond! Let's spread some silliness for the holidays 🎁🫂☃️*

Chuuya finds an elf hat on his desk

...I'm NOT SHORT. I fucking know Dazai sent me this-

[floating-down-some-river]

Distant cackling

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

DAZAI OSAMU.

[floating-down-some-river]

Whaaat??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He puts the hat on his head and goes over to him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...it was your work, wasnt it-

[floating-down-some-river]

Ah! Such accusations! I would never tarnish my love like that-

He 100% did

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..yeah sure

[floating-down-some-river]

Honestly, why would you ever think that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He takes the hat off and tries to put it on Dazai's head instead

[floating-down-some-river]

Oh

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Suits you.

[floating-down-some-river]

Id be a very tall elf

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Shrug

Who said they dont exist?

[floating-down-some-river]

Well generally elves are short. Like you-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nope. In fantasy elves are tall

[floating-down-some-river]

But in christmas settings theyre short

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

I dont care

[floating-down-some-river]

Mmm

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Sigh

You look cute in that

[floating-down-some-river]

Aww

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..stupid mackerel

[floating-down-some-river]

Silly slug

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He narrowed his eyes at him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yeah

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay, so... I'm gonna make gingerbread cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Can i help you with that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep, to cut the shapes and decorate after they're baked

[floating-down-some-river]

Alright

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He goes to the kitchen!

[floating-down-some-river]

He follows!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Getting the needed stuff onto the counter

[floating-down-some-river]

He gets the bowls n shit

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He prepares the mixture

[floating-down-some-river]

he just waits

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay... Let's cut out shapes

[floating-down-some-river]

He cuts out the gingerbead shapes. He also cuts out a makeshift hat for one of them

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment, putting the cut out shapes in the oven

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Now we wait. And... Make the stuff for decoration

[floating-down-some-river]

Ohh.... forgot about that

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Of course you did

[floating-down-some-river]

They start working on the frosting??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep! Chuuya's really focused

[floating-down-some-river]

Veery(not really) sneakily gets some frosting on Chuuya's nose

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He... Does the same

[floating-down-some-river]

:0 retaliation

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Mhmmm..

[floating-down-some-river]

He kisses Chuuya!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He kisses back!!

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Alright. Lets check the cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Mhm, we can check on cookie chibi

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Blink. He goes to look in the oven

[floating-down-some-river]

Cookie chibi is.... definitely cooked. A blob if you will

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

They're ready

[floating-down-some-river]

He takes em out!!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

*holiday ask game! Send a silly RP starter to your favorite blogs ! They can answer the ask and any other blogs can interact/ respond! Let's spread some silliness for the holidays 🎁🫂☃️*

Chuuya finds an elf hat on his desk

...I'm NOT SHORT. I fucking know Dazai sent me this-

[floating-down-some-river]

Distant cackling

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

DAZAI OSAMU.

[floating-down-some-river]

Whaaat??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He puts the hat on his head and goes over to him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...it was your work, wasnt it-

[floating-down-some-river]

Ah! Such accusations! I would never tarnish my love like that-

He 100% did

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..yeah sure

[floating-down-some-river]

Honestly, why would you ever think that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He takes the hat off and tries to put it on Dazai's head instead

[floating-down-some-river]

Oh

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Suits you.

[floating-down-some-river]

Id be a very tall elf

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Shrug

Who said they dont exist?

[floating-down-some-river]

Well generally elves are short. Like you-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nope. In fantasy elves are tall

[floating-down-some-river]

But in christmas settings theyre short

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

I dont care

[floating-down-some-river]

Mmm

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Sigh

You look cute in that

[floating-down-some-river]

Aww

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..stupid mackerel

[floating-down-some-river]

Silly slug

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He narrowed his eyes at him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yeah

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay, so... I'm gonna make gingerbread cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Can i help you with that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep, to cut the shapes and decorate after they're baked

[floating-down-some-river]

Alright

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He goes to the kitchen!

[floating-down-some-river]

He follows!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Getting the needed stuff onto the counter

[floating-down-some-river]

He gets the bowls n shit

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He prepares the mixture

[floating-down-some-river]

he just waits

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay... Let's cut out shapes

[floating-down-some-river]

He cuts out the gingerbead shapes. He also cuts out a makeshift hat for one of them

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment, putting the cut out shapes in the oven

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Now we wait. And... Make the stuff for decoration

[floating-down-some-river]

Ohh.... forgot about that

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Of course you did

[floating-down-some-river]

They start working on the frosting??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep! Chuuya's really focused

[floating-down-some-river]

Veery(not really) sneakily gets some frosting on Chuuya's nose

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He... Does the same

[floating-down-some-river]

:0 retaliation

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Mhmmm..

[floating-down-some-river]

He kisses Chuuya!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He kisses back!!

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Alright. Lets check the cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Mhm, we can check on cookie chibi

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Blink. He goes to look in the oven

[floating-down-some-river]

Cookie chibi is.... definitely cooked. A blob if you will

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

*holiday ask game! Send a silly RP starter to your favorite blogs ! They can answer the ask and any other blogs can interact/ respond! Let's spread some silliness for the holidays 🎁🫂☃️*

Chuuya finds an elf hat on his desk

...I'm NOT SHORT. I fucking know Dazai sent me this-

[floating-down-some-river]

Distant cackling

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

DAZAI OSAMU.

[floating-down-some-river]

Whaaat??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He puts the hat on his head and goes over to him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...it was your work, wasnt it-

[floating-down-some-river]

Ah! Such accusations! I would never tarnish my love like that-

He 100% did

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..yeah sure

[floating-down-some-river]

Honestly, why would you ever think that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He takes the hat off and tries to put it on Dazai's head instead

[floating-down-some-river]

Oh

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Suits you.

[floating-down-some-river]

Id be a very tall elf

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Shrug

Who said they dont exist?

[floating-down-some-river]

Well generally elves are short. Like you-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nope. In fantasy elves are tall

[floating-down-some-river]

But in christmas settings theyre short

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

I dont care

[floating-down-some-river]

Mmm

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Sigh

You look cute in that

[floating-down-some-river]

Aww

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..stupid mackerel

[floating-down-some-river]

Silly slug

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He narrowed his eyes at him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yeah

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay, so... I'm gonna make gingerbread cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Can i help you with that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep, to cut the shapes and decorate after they're baked

[floating-down-some-river]

Alright

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He goes to the kitchen!

[floating-down-some-river]

He follows!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Getting the needed stuff onto the counter

[floating-down-some-river]

He gets the bowls n shit

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He prepares the mixture

[floating-down-some-river]

he just waits

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay... Let's cut out shapes

[floating-down-some-river]

He cuts out the gingerbead shapes. He also cuts out a makeshift hat for one of them

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment, putting the cut out shapes in the oven

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Now we wait. And... Make the stuff for decoration

[floating-down-some-river]

Ohh.... forgot about that

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Of course you did

[floating-down-some-river]

They start working on the frosting??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep! Chuuya's really focused

[floating-down-some-river]

Veery(not really) sneakily gets some frosting on Chuuya's nose

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He... Does the same

[floating-down-some-river]

:0 retaliation

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Mhmmm..

[floating-down-some-river]

He kisses Chuuya!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He kisses back!!

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Alright. Lets check the cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Mhm, we can check on cookie chibi

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Blink. He goes to look in the oven

[floating-down-some-river]

Cookie chibi is.... definitely cooked. A blob if you will

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

*holiday ask game! Send a silly RP starter to your favorite blogs ! They can answer the ask and any other blogs can interact/ respond! Let's spread some silliness for the holidays 🎁🫂☃️*

Chuuya finds an elf hat on his desk

...I'm NOT SHORT. I fucking know Dazai sent me this-

[floating-down-some-river]

Distant cackling

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

DAZAI OSAMU.

[floating-down-some-river]

Whaaat??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He puts the hat on his head and goes over to him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...it was your work, wasnt it-

[floating-down-some-river]

Ah! Such accusations! I would never tarnish my love like that-

He 100% did

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..yeah sure

[floating-down-some-river]

Honestly, why would you ever think that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He takes the hat off and tries to put it on Dazai's head instead

[floating-down-some-river]

Oh

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Suits you.

[floating-down-some-river]

Id be a very tall elf

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Shrug

Who said they dont exist?

[floating-down-some-river]

Well generally elves are short. Like you-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nope. In fantasy elves are tall

[floating-down-some-river]

But in christmas settings theyre short

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

I dont care

[floating-down-some-river]

Mmm

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Sigh

You look cute in that

[floating-down-some-river]

Aww

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..stupid mackerel

[floating-down-some-river]

Silly slug

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He narrowed his eyes at him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yeah

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay, so... I'm gonna make gingerbread cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Can i help you with that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep, to cut the shapes and decorate after they're baked

[floating-down-some-river]

Alright

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He goes to the kitchen!

[floating-down-some-river]

He follows!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Getting the needed stuff onto the counter

[floating-down-some-river]

He gets the bowls n shit

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He prepares the mixture

[floating-down-some-river]

he just waits

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay... Let's cut out shapes

[floating-down-some-river]

He cuts out the gingerbead shapes. He also cuts out a makeshift hat for one of them

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment, putting the cut out shapes in the oven

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Now we wait. And... Make the stuff for decoration

[floating-down-some-river]

Ohh.... forgot about that

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Of course you did

[floating-down-some-river]

They start working on the frosting??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep! Chuuya's really focused

[floating-down-some-river]

Veery(not really) sneakily gets some frosting on Chuuya's nose

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He... Does the same

[floating-down-some-river]

:0 retaliation

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Mhmmm..

[floating-down-some-river]

He kisses Chuuya!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He kisses back!!

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Alright. Lets check the cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Mhm, we can check on cookie chibi

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

*holiday ask game! Send a silly RP starter to your favorite blogs ! They can answer the ask and any other blogs can interact/ respond! Let's spread some silliness for the holidays 🎁🫂☃️*

Chuuya finds an elf hat on his desk

...I'm NOT SHORT. I fucking know Dazai sent me this-

[floating-down-some-river]

Distant cackling

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

DAZAI OSAMU.

[floating-down-some-river]

Whaaat??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He puts the hat on his head and goes over to him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...it was your work, wasnt it-

[floating-down-some-river]

Ah! Such accusations! I would never tarnish my love like that-

He 100% did

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..yeah sure

[floating-down-some-river]

Honestly, why would you ever think that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He takes the hat off and tries to put it on Dazai's head instead

[floating-down-some-river]

Oh

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Suits you.

[floating-down-some-river]

Id be a very tall elf

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Shrug

Who said they dont exist?

[floating-down-some-river]

Well generally elves are short. Like you-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nope. In fantasy elves are tall

[floating-down-some-river]

But in christmas settings theyre short

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

I dont care

[floating-down-some-river]

Mmm

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Sigh

You look cute in that

[floating-down-some-river]

Aww

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..stupid mackerel

[floating-down-some-river]

Silly slug

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He narrowed his eyes at him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yeah

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay, so... I'm gonna make gingerbread cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Can i help you with that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep, to cut the shapes and decorate after they're baked

[floating-down-some-river]

Alright

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He goes to the kitchen!

[floating-down-some-river]

He follows!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Getting the needed stuff onto the counter

[floating-down-some-river]

He gets the bowls n shit

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He prepares the mixture

[floating-down-some-river]

he just waits

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay... Let's cut out shapes

[floating-down-some-river]

He cuts out the gingerbead shapes. He also cuts out a makeshift hat for one of them

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment, putting the cut out shapes in the oven

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Now we wait. And... Make the stuff for decoration

[floating-down-some-river]

Ohh.... forgot about that

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Of course you did

[floating-down-some-river]

They start working on the frosting??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep! Chuuya's really focused

[floating-down-some-river]

Veery(not really) sneakily gets some frosting on Chuuya's nose

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He... Does the same

[floating-down-some-river]

:0 retaliation

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Mhmmm..

[floating-down-some-river]

He kisses Chuuya!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He kisses back!!

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

*holiday ask game! Send a silly RP starter to your favorite blogs ! They can answer the ask and any other blogs can interact/ respond! Let's spread some silliness for the holidays 🎁🫂☃️*

Chuuya finds an elf hat on his desk

...I'm NOT SHORT. I fucking know Dazai sent me this-

[floating-down-some-river]

Distant cackling

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

DAZAI OSAMU.

[floating-down-some-river]

Whaaat??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He puts the hat on his head and goes over to him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

...it was your work, wasnt it-

[floating-down-some-river]

Ah! Such accusations! I would never tarnish my love like that-

He 100% did

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..yeah sure

[floating-down-some-river]

Honestly, why would you ever think that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He takes the hat off and tries to put it on Dazai's head instead

[floating-down-some-river]

Oh

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Suits you.

[floating-down-some-river]

Id be a very tall elf

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Shrug

Who said they dont exist?

[floating-down-some-river]

Well generally elves are short. Like you-

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Nope. In fantasy elves are tall

[floating-down-some-river]

But in christmas settings theyre short

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

I dont care

[floating-down-some-river]

Mmm

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Sigh

You look cute in that

[floating-down-some-river]

Aww

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

..stupid mackerel

[floating-down-some-river]

Silly slug

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He narrowed his eyes at him

[floating-down-some-river]

:3

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yeah

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay, so... I'm gonna make gingerbread cookies

[floating-down-some-river]

Can i help you with that?

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep, to cut the shapes and decorate after they're baked

[floating-down-some-river]

Alright

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He goes to the kitchen!

[floating-down-some-river]

He follows!

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Getting the needed stuff onto the counter

[floating-down-some-river]

He gets the bowls n shit

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He prepares the mixture

[floating-down-some-river]

he just waits

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Okay... Let's cut out shapes

[floating-down-some-river]

He cuts out the gingerbead shapes. He also cuts out a makeshift hat for one of them

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment, putting the cut out shapes in the oven

[floating-down-some-river]

Hehe

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Now we wait. And... Make the stuff for decoration

[floating-down-some-river]

Ohh.... forgot about that

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Of course you did

[floating-down-some-river]

They start working on the frosting??

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Yep! Chuuya's really focused

[floating-down-some-river]

Veery(not really) sneakily gets some frosting on Chuuya's nose

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

He... Does the same

[floating-down-some-river]

:0 retaliation

[the-chibi-pm-executive]

Mhmmm..

[floating-down-some-river]

He kisses Chuuya!