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don't judge me for the things i said on the internet

[soft--dogs]

I JUST SAW A REALLY CHUNKY RACCOON ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK

[soft--dogs]

artist’s rendition. my immediate reaction was to yell “chunky boy!!!” despite the fact i was the only one in the car

[d0gb0ys]

This has the positive, opposite energy of my day today when I passed a Canadian Goose, rolled the window down, and called it a bitch. 

[catchymemes]

Bedtime cuddles

[t3sla]

look at this fucking baby

[disgustinganimals]

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

[andwepasstheboundarylines]

No! Too cute!

[corvidcantina]

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

[bigbudpress]

[trulygreatadventure]

[vaporwavesimulator]

you ever see an image that makes you feel an emotion that doesnt exist

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

I like this one

[vaporwavesimulator]

Oohhh. Pig

[hyenatycoon]

Plig

[avowerin-deactivated20190405]

NO

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

why be rude when you can be nude 

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

[andeverytearsawaterfall-deactiv]

[wallflowerbloom]

[satanstrousers]

Thanks mom.

[samtolson]

[sandsgold]

[hisnameislinguine]

[naked-yogi]

kissing is so underrated, I could just lie in bed and kiss all day

[eliego]

[justloveskins]