METROSEXUAL

[kirbtual]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[d0gb0ys]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[3dfaggot]

my computer didnt like rendering this

[virtualmosshroom]

[bgm05]

[queen-zigzag]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

in my younger years we used to feast lavishly on roasted suckling pig and bread with butter or apricot jam or soft cheeses and buttered baked potatoes with sour cream and cheddar and bacon and chives and rice dishes with hearty stew and stir fried mushrooms and warm cider. these days its mostly boiled dog parts and leaves

[thatgirlmegan]

[akashicrecord]

cock cage on, card declining at the dollar tree

8 callouts a year but you still wanna follow me

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[dollzcomix]

a special day