girl, same

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
RMH
Claire Keane
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oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosimo Galluzzi

Andulka
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Stranger Things

Janaina Medeiros
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Discoholic 🪩
almost home
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@mandyfloss
girl, same
you gotta include this photo
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This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
Is this relatable fellow youths?
Put it upside down
Don't let gravity make a fool of you
Okay
current note count: 2,685
How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts
feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt
official boob post
oh the notes bubble is disgusting. get that out of my sight
yuck. euggh. bleughf
this is NOT healthy and actually extremely stressful for the animal. please let them freeroam this is actually sickening
Kitchen Nightmares is really just like
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
Headlights are just too bright now. We gotta regulate them.
(And before anyone says it’s just an aiming problem - no. Like I apologize to the headlight aficionados clearly lusting after lighthouses, chernobyl, or the death star, but no amount of aiming is gonna fix the fact that the moment your car encounters any kind of hill, curve, or bump, my retinas are vaporized by a shade of blue-white previously known only to god. Just accept your limits and settle for a soft orange like the rest of us)
i was yelled at today about this but
how do you pronounce "OP" (as in Original Poster)?
opp (correct way)
O-P (what the hell)
other (please say in tags)
example phrase: "OP delete this post"
This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card
(source)
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror
Okay queen!!!
“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there
how woild do you do 7 + 48 ???
40 + 7 = 47, 47 +8 = 55
40 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 3
(24*2)+(5+2)
100-48-7 = 45, hence 100-45=48+7=55
7/11 + 48/11 = 5, so 5*11 = 55
3+4 = 7, 40 + 8= 48, 7+48 = 55
7^2=49, 48-40=8, -> 49+8=55
100+7 = 107 and 107 + 48 = 155 so 155 -100 is 55
another way
a threesome with two doms using you where one degrades you and the other praises you >>>
ah, the old good cock bad cock routine
Mourrisey said this in the 1800s