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[youngestalien]

new acronym (i made myself)IASCGWCA4TY

Im A Super Cool Guy Who Creates Acronyms 4(for) The Youth 

[youngestalien]

i hate small talk, tell me about all the foreskins you have seen

[youngestalien]

got a new guy at work called john like 3 days ago ye and hes got ‘Ian’ tattooed on his arm its like just ian?? not even in a cool font or italics or anything theres nothing else even tattooed on the arm and i been wondering the whole time who the fuck is ian? whys his name on this guys arm? what is the story behind the tattoo ?? anyway i found out earlier johns name is ian and ive been calling him john for the last few days and idk if i’ll ever recover 

[youngestalien]

new messaging thing was a mistake delete it

[youngestalien]

when you have a lot in common but you know hes only with you because you can slay dragons 

[youngestalien]

finally listened to hotline bling lmao embarrassing…. “drake wouldn’t treat me like this” ye okay

[youngestalien]

i want to be known as the kink shamer i want people to travel from all over the world to come see me so i can shame their kink

[56blogscrazy]

Me, if a millionaire taps me with their car

[youngestalien]

lasagna is a gateway kink one minute youre rubbing pasta on a tity next thing you know youre naked in the pasta aisle of a supermarket shouting choke me daddy

[ryukulele-blog]

What

[youngestalien]

dont shame me i swear to frick u better not be shaming me rn

[youngestalien]

*me @ myself thinking about heelys*: calm down you sound desperate af…….

[youngestalien]

lasagna is a gateway kink one minute youre rubbing pasta on a tity next thing you know youre naked in the pasta aisle of a supermarket shouting choke me daddy

[frenchmontanavevo]

watched a video of a guy juggling while on fire like he was on fire why would he be juggling ? ? ?

[youngestalien]

i know i dont have the balls to do something like that

[frenchmontanavevo]

blocked

[frenchmontanavevo]

when tumblr users get anons asking them to post selfies and they aint even that attractive like my butthole is cuter send me anons asking to see my butthole

[youngestalien]

[blueeyeswhitedragon]

[weloveshortvideos]

[im-not-the-tin-dog]