Loki's Hair Bleep-Bloop

I like Loki, Winter Soldier, Jason Todd, Pedro Pascal's characters. cats, and funny stupid things. Also, call me Elly, and if you ever need anything, I'm more than happy to try and help.

[only-cat-memes]

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

[protectspock]

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excuse me

[protectspock]

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

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its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

[promptcalender]

Fantasy Drinks for your Story 🍸🍋‍🟩

Starlight Elixir: dark blue drink with a silver shimmer to it, made from nocturnal flowers that gives a deep and rich taste and acts soothing to the soul

Bog Water: depending on the region it might be a sweet, chocolate-y drink or a literal water from a bog 

Phoenix Ember Wine: a deep red wine that warms the body intensely and is also used to alleviate pain

Feywild Fizz: bright green and effervescent drink that changes flavor with every sip and is known to induce spontaneous laughter or mild hallucinations

Bleeding Frog: a hallucinogenic cocktail served in a wide and low glass, the colors a gradient from green to red

Queen’s Bloom: a delicate pink drink with edible petals suspended inside and sweetly fresh undernotes. helps with nausea and neutralizes a variety of toxins in small quantity

Sunfire Imperial: brilliant gold with a radiant glow and a smoky taste, rumored to be brewed from the blood of a phoenix

Frost Giant's Kiss: an icy blue drink served at such a low temperature that it leaves frost on the lips

Basilisk’s Gaze: a strong, dark green cocktail brewed from berries that numbs muscles and can lead to temporary paralysis if overconsumed

Sailor’s Tempest: deep blue topped by a swirling white foam, with a salty taste. said to induce the inexplicable urge to sing terribly

[Prompt Calender: May 13th, World Cocktail Day]

[only-cat-memes]

[scarabesque-returns]

The Euros love Buc-ees

[scarabesque-returns]

And they love the south

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[totallyfubar]

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[vomitdodger]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

That's the face of a woman who will do it again.

[mornington-the-crescent]

Something something objectively funny crimes

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

“No one remembered my birthday-” Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?

“I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I’m fine-” Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you’re doing?

“I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-” Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?

“I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-” Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?

“No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-” Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?

“I miss my friend but they haven’t texted me-” Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?

Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn’t care!

[snipertrifle]

Having someone who knows you on such a deep level that they see past your mask, or sense you need a check in is such a deep satisfying fantasy. It’s up there with living in a cottagecore farm, or buying all your friends houses when you win the lottery. But you have to make peace with the fact that this is also a fantasy. It is unfair to expect people to “just know” when to respect your boundaries or to push them.

Being cared for is not a fantasy. But you have to let people know you need it. And you have to understand that sometimes they will let you down. Just like you totally could live in a cute farm, but you still have to shovel shit, and the crops sometimes die anyway. Or maybe you win the lottery, but you still have to manage your money and learn real estate law.

The fantasy isn’t the caring, the fantasy is not having to do the work. And it sucks. It’s embarrassing. But like the meme says, it’s not rotten if it’s YOU. So do it for yourself.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

“The fantasy isn’t the caring, the fantasy is not having to do the work”! Thank you for that addition. Because it’s not a naive expectation to want someone to care to treat you right. But it requires communication and mutual effort to actually get there

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[lizardsfromspace]

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ling: Why are you sad?

Ed: I don’t know.

Ling: So, just for no reason?

Ed: Oh no, there are plenty of reasons. I’m just not sure which one it is this time.

[torchbear311]

CAUTION: USELESS WHEN WET

[bsideheart]

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

[porkbuttsandtaters]

tumblr media criticism

[052-jy]

I regret you all the time

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