[teenscoolest]

[thebootydiaries]

me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid

[2seat]

[theladyoctober-blog]

[lishra]

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

[brunhiddensmusings]

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[ruinedchildhood]

[toastbutteregg]

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot

[cheltrei]

[locotitochilewebeo]

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[sixthrock]

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

[xno-chill-memesx]

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[babyanimalgifs]

Son I can see you

[toastbutteregg]

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it