hot to trot, born to rot, living it up on the doomsday clock

Jupiter | she/her | 30s | ♉ Bastard of arts, part dad, all dad, all knives. Clatchet real.

[braixxen]

while im being opinionated, p5x shouldn't make you have temu!joker in the party. Joker is cool he can be mandatory in his normal ass game. why do I gotta have default mcblanderson in my GACHA GAME PARTY LET ME USE THE COOL PPL I PULL FOR

[braixxen]

y'all I'm freaking tired of apocalyptic settings yes this is about sev*n hav*ns nobody ever wants to have an interesting urban setting 😤

[braixxen]

I'm grinding out the NTE main story and the "mute Taygedo" button is the FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN AND I SMASHED IT IMMEDIATELY LMFAOOOO

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[braixxen]

me when I see all these cool new genshin characters but I've had an account since launch and I've only made it to somewhere between Liyue and Inazuma through the years and this game doesn't let you skip cutscenes so i have no chance of speeding it up and i don't even know if I can rank up my characters from later regions without access to their mats and I just want vesna and odette god fucking damn it. I'm fucking doomed. hoyo gimme one of those lvl 80 boosts like MMOs do.

[braixxen]

I FOUND THE RANDOMLY AVAILABLE TELEPORTERS WERE BACK TO STUPIDLY CLIMBING MOUNTAINS BABEY

[braixxen]

me when I see all these cool new genshin characters but I've had an account since launch and I've only made it to somewhere between Liyue and Inazuma through the years and this game doesn't let you skip cutscenes so i have no chance of speeding it up and i don't even know if I can rank up my characters from later regions without access to their mats and I just want vesna and odette god fucking damn it. I'm fucking doomed. hoyo gimme one of those lvl 80 boosts like MMOs do.

[eros-heartache]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

the way that this is like, comprehensible at all? wild

[braixxen]

I AM LITERALLY SO EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW SPYRO GAME I COULD THROW UP

TOYS FOR BOB IS THE GOAT

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[possumsoldacc]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[czcreation]

Kit doodle based off that song "digital Alice" by sorry stacy

[g1deonthen1nth]

we have GOT to cut to the fucking feeling

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[goldensunset]

i love media that confidently spoils itself right from the start!!! i love when stories hold your hand, perhaps even look you in the eye, and gently say ‘this character is going to die. this relationship is doomed.’ but assure you that this is a tale worth hearing because it’s not about the what it’s about the how. yayyyy hehehe 💙

[clankcogged]

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[wags-my-robot-tail]