[liberalsarecool]

#StaceyAbrams

[chambergambit]

this is your yearly reminder that dispite the fact that it is an essential part of filmmaking and people literally die doing it, there is no oscar for stunts.

[mysharona1987]

[dykebluejay]

we should start oppressing people who have a good sense of direction

[fuck-yeah-dylan]

You gotta find them first.

[dykebluejay]

fuck

[writhinglittlethings-deactivate]

"You can't mock Prince Philip's death! He was a person!"

[horrorgorewhore]

Using horror movies as foreplay. 

[sixpenceee]

Here’s what a double king bed looks like

[sixpenceee]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

[peachesca]

you got that frog meme daydream look in your eye 

[sheabutterbitch]

full of love and soft like honey

[kubrickstaring]

[bittenbywolves]

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[writing-prompt-s]

It’s 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says “DO NOT LOOK AT THE WALRUS”. You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending “It’s a beautiful walrus. Look.”

[closet-keys]

Ray Ban Sunglasses 2.0

[forbiddnsky]

how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

[acoolsuggestion]

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

[liberalsarecool]

#TaxTheRich