Child: mommy I'm sick
Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
child: but mommy I've been throwing up
Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza
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@floop-floop
Child: mommy I'm sick
Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
child: but mommy I've been throwing up
Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza
I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man
how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much
Lmao
modern art
Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …
what the fuck is this from i gotta know
it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.
I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it
My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.
ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM
Distribute some free literature.
I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent
I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…
annnnnnd here’s all of season one
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two
Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.
SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY
I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN
the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(
belle, local furry:
this post is my life wow
PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.
You guys missed the best part
Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS
They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO
us all year: lol every game at E3 will be a battle royale
us during E3 when it’s true:
Average Saturday night
Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2
The princesses:
Cinderella:
child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch
just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”
“Hi I had some photos printed through your website”
CVS employee:
me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
okay but I want nothing more in this world
My gay ass casting Avada Kedavra at the Battle of Hogwarts:
EXPELLIARMUS!
Ya Gay and dead ass cause casting spells like that is more likely to get your wand blown up in your stupid face.
Me, casting Protego against YOUR NEGATIVITY:
“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”