Crypt

i apologize this has turned into a full time [elliott smith] blog which i did not expect but also it's 2026 and all expectation went out the window. 21•any pronouns•the world's most awkward ENTP 🐌 snail luvr 🐌

[screamingfrenchfries]

i figured this was long-past overdue, so here's a little post about me :3

my name is crypt, u can call me cry or C if u want but just crypt is good too! i was born in '05 and i'm mostly multifandom, as i tend to focus on different fandoms depending on my current hyperfixation, which can be found in my bio :)

send gimmicks thru my strawpage and become part of #crypt's silly straws

i make art sometimes (mostly ponies) with the tag #crypt's art

all my original textposts are tagged under #cryptposting

if i receive an ask, you would be dubbed one of #crypt's zombies

my queued post tag is #queue it all the time (yes, it's an idkhow reference)

longer posts are tagged #long post so feel free to blacklist that if you want a little warning beforehand 😅

honestly, i'm in far too many fandoms to even list here, so if you're curious about a specific something i'm into, feel free to ask :3 for the sake of this blog though, i'll list some of the fandoms i've previously posted about, or may even continue to post about

tally hall

the beatles

sonic the hedgehog

stranger things (byler, mostly)

utdr

superwholock

hannibal

bfu/watcher

gravity falls

my little pony

cartoons in general (ask me :3)

danganronpa

the stanley parable

bandom (emo? xD ask, too many to list here)

andi mack

scream (1996)

south park

k-pop (sometimes, ask which groups!)

again, there's Definitely a LOT more, but those are just what i could think of off the top of my head :3

thanks for reading! :) if you have any questions at all about me go ahead and ask!! if you couldn't already tell it is very much encouraged haha

[screamingfrenchfries]

i kinda rly want bof to each make individual little mascot characters for themselves the way bts did w bt21 idunno i just think they could come up w some rly awesome and creative lil fellas

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[blastdamage]

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

[npd-vriska]

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

[npd-vriska]

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

[enbylesbie]

[screamingfrenchfries]

im so happy bunch of friends doesn't have a twitter account i have like zero reason to use that site

[varsityhearts]

no matter how bad it gets it cannot possibly be as bad as it was this time last year when i was using all my free time to replace the music in captain america the winter soldier with 2000s pop hits

[screamingfrenchfries]

man i miss stranger things seasons 1 & 2

[screamingfrenchfries]

everyday i pray that bunch of friends never goes behind a paywall (not that i think they'd do that but it's happened before now im paranoid)

[screamingfrenchfries]

bunch of friends fans!!!!

listen to my BOF fansong :3

[blognamebutevil]

You heard him

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[screamingfrenchfries]

gomens finale

i am.. conflicted to say the least. i get the whole sacrificial thing and i do enjoy that sort of element or concept but the weird finger kiss felt out of place after we got an actual kiss last season so its like backtracking that we never see them kiss again (or at all in an actually positive manner !!)

the human au shit was interesting and funny but i dont know how i feel about it being the literal finale. i had hoped perhaps human!aziraphale's wish on the "star" would be some cheesy shit like they're together in every universe and it brought our demon and angel back together miraculously somehow and we'd get to see that they are happily together somewhere but. nope.

i dunno i feel like i can't be too critical since they had to fit what maybe could've been better executed in an entire season into one episode but i feel like some small changes could've sparked a better outcome overall

[mayoowo]

🌙🌟✨

[impeack]

know your manners!

[anonymousvillain]

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[anaconda-creates]

dude

[screamingfrenchfries]

this is so fucked up qhy would u do rhis to me

[eleanorna01]

Every time they say "say yes" in supernatural, either to Sam to say yes to Lucifer or to dean to say yes to Michael, say yes by Elliott Smith starts playing in my head.

[unholyasshole]

100000 likes! wow tysm for telling me im insane tumblr!

[screamingfrenchfries]

bruh i dont even think i have 10k likes and ive had this blog for 9 years

[screamingfrenchfries]

ew dont call it x i like to pretend that never happened whats a elon musk

[unholyasshole]

100000 likes! wow tysm for telling me im insane tumblr!

[screamingfrenchfries]

bruh i dont even think i have 10k likes and ive had this blog for 9 years