Blushy Cheeks With Hearts On Each One!

Heyo! Malhoe, the second swearrabit here! Welcome to the chaos realm!!

[floppy-earred-egirl]

I don’t bite!~ no, seriously, I have issues biting things sometimes.

Hiya!! Malhoe here, the second swearrabit! Uhhh, I like making long furbys, witchcraft, I’m a black belt and love gaming in general! I love talking... and I have a ton of stories to tell, so, send in some asks! Also I can do your makeup if you wannnnt,,,

Lavender bunny.txt (text post!)

Lavender bunny.png (Image!)

Banana phone! (asks!)

Peter Pipers! (out of suit) (haha, my name is Piper peters. Funny right?)

Sincerely, me (....??)

[ask-the-swearrabbits]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[coneycunt-thecunt]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hosndksnaksbskns]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[maltwat-the-swear-rat]

“Yo..? Why are we yelling again??”

[bitchtrapperoo]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE’RE BACK!

[floppy-earred-egirl]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[floppy-earred-egirl]

I'm back~ I need help on a new suit, haha- I've grown out of it, haha!

Its really falling apart!

[floppy-earred-egirl]

Oh! I forgot to mention I summoned Vanny as a ghost— I was just doing my normal ritual stuff n BOOM she appears.

(Also.. my suit is due for a redesign soon..)

[loovebugg]

VANNY WROTE WILLIAM x READER FANFICTIONS AND SUBJECTED ME TO THAT TORTURE I SAVED YOU ALL YOU ARE WELCOME

[floppy-earred-egirl]

We read it the other day.

But it was a self insert.

In the spinglock suit.

It was BAAAAD.

[floppy-earred-egirl]

Now I have stress to make another person happy ):

OH WELL... I can make fraps and be in the distance and hopefully feel cool

[ask-the-swearrabbits]

Can you guys see the header and do you like it

[floppy-earred-egirl]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS TERRIFYING-

[floppy-earred-egirl]

People keep mixing me up with Malwhore grrrgrgrgrgrg

I’m not that cool and tough cmon guys Malwhore tough I am

Tiny

[ask-the-swearrabbits]

HEY WHO HERE WANTS TO SEE THREE LIL BIRDS

[cotton-and-hare]

I don’t like where this is going… knowing you, this won’t end well.

[bitchtrapperoo]

OH COME ON, IT’LL BE FUN!

[cotton-and-hare]

I honestly doubt it but go on ig

[bitch-bonnie]

What-

[bitchtrapperoo]

SEE? THREE LIL BIRDS!

[bitch-bonnie]

HOLY SHIT-

[fallaperra]

I DONT LIKE THAT

[cotton-and-hare]

THAT POOR BIRB WHAT THE FUC—

[floppy-earred-egirl]

NOOOOOO THE BIRD WHY NONON BAD BAD BAD THAT LITTLE CUTIE NOOO ):

[cotton-and-hare]

Hey darling...I-

I went out and bought something...

It’s not much but...

I hope-

I hope you like it- 👉🏻👈🏻

...

Hhhh damnit...! *She hides her face in her hand, the other holding something behind her back*

[cotton-and-hare]

Okay...

Sorry, I’m just-

Sometimes I just don’t feel that confident in myself but...

Here.

I hope you like them :)

[floppy-earred-egirl]

*FLUSHED BUNNY* HOOOLLYY COW,, they’re so pretty I’m!!! aaaa!! *kissa you 💖💖* THANK YOU HUNN,, I love them!! :D

[ask-the-swearrabbits]

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

BITCHTRAP IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, SHE VORED MY FUCKING WIFE. That’s right, SHE TOOK HER RUSTY ASS CHILD CLAW AND VORED MY FUCKING WIFE, AND SHE SAID HER CHILD CLAW WAS THIS BIG AND I SAID THAT’S DISGUSTING, SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM. BITCHTRAP, you have a small child claw, it’s the size of a walnut except way smaller, and guess what? HERE’S WHAT MY WEAPON LOOKS LIKE: PFFT, that’s right baby, ALL POINTS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS SHARPNESS VII ON THIS BITCH. SHE VORED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I’M GONNA STAB THE EARTH. THAT’S RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER STABBING. except i’m not going to slice open the earth. i’m gonna go higher. I’M STABBING THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I SLICED OPEN THE MOON YOU IDIOT! you have exactly 24 hours before the moon’s corpse bits hit the fucking earth now get out of my sight before i stab you too

[floppy-earred-egirl]

damn Bitchtrap was BUUUURNNNEDDD you GOT EM!!! EXPOSED, LOSING SUBSCRIBER

[floppy-earred-egirl]

Scarf cuddle time!!!

[ask-the-swearrabbits]

So likeeee we have the gay couple and lesbian couple who would win 👀 *grabs popcorn*

[cotton-and-hare]

Wait since when did this become a competition I just wanna love my girlfriend Wh-

[bitch-bonnie]

Long ago, the two nations lived laughed and loved in harmony, until the single nation attacked.

[floppy-earred-egirl]

WHO’S THE AVATAR IN THIS SITUATION

Also please let me have gay time this is chaos

[floppy-earred-egirl]

Quick question... do you like flowers? And if so, which ones are your favourite... don’t ask whY!! - BH

Hmmm.. I like all flowers, but sunflowers and daisies are pretty!!

[maltwat-the-swear-rat]

Um, I thought everyone was out... didnt really plan on showing my face this early .//////.;

[floppy-earred-egirl]

OOOHHH cute!! Also I love your sweaterrr..

[cotton-and-hare]

Hey what’s up guys, how are ya- *trips over the scarf and rolls down the stairs, landing in a pile of scarf and red Brit rabbit*

[floppy-earred-egirl]

OI

*picks you up and rolls you up into a burrito, and places you on the couch* hello wifey looking rather cozy there

[cotton-and-hare]

Thanks, darling. Wanna join me? It’s rlly warm, and comfy...

but it’d be better with you :)

[floppy-earred-egirl]

*FLUSHED EMOJI RABBIT* aaaa... scarf cuddle time???? Yes...

[cotton-and-hare]

*struggles, but eventually manages to untangle herself from the scarf, opening her arms* cmere! 😊

[floppy-earred-egirl]

*JUMPS ONTO (but she’s pretty light so) and cuddles* gay time gay time gay time 😎

[cotton-and-hare]

Hey what’s up guys, how are ya- *trips over the scarf and rolls down the stairs, landing in a pile of scarf and red Brit rabbit*

[floppy-earred-egirl]

OI

*picks you up and rolls you up into a burrito, and places you on the couch* hello wifey looking rather cozy there

[cotton-and-hare]

Thanks, darling. Wanna join me? It’s rlly warm, and comfy...

but it’d be better with you :)

[floppy-earred-egirl]

*FLUSHED EMOJI RABBIT* aaaa... scarf cuddle time???? Yes...