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michaela | she/her | ♉️

[cigaretteeth]

i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m’lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone again

[sensorykitty]

[angelicguy]

me after eating kirby

[crayola-cuntasaurus-rex]

Why would you say that

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my main anxiety is meeting a real vampire and them telling me that when I make fun of vampires on my blog it hurts their feelings. idk what I’d say to that. I guess I’d apologize.

[wind-to-your-sails]

would it be sincere tho

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

yeah I feel like it’d be one of those moments when u really have to self reflect and confront the impact you’ve had on others even if you had good intentions. if a vampire sat me down at a party and said “your blog hurts my feelings” I’d have to rebrand my entire blog. I’d have to actually become a vampire apologist.

[cephalophor]

Are you saying that if you met Lestat and he said “Your blog hurt my feelings” you would apologize? To Lestat?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

oh no let me be be clear, every single mean thing I’ve ever said about vampires on this blog has been very personally and specifically directed at lestat

[picaet]

[bandtshirt]

[astrologypepe]

The Signs as Seasons

[astrologypepe]

Spring: TAURUS, Aries, Libra

Summer: Aquarius, PISCES, Leo

Fall: Cancer, SCORPIO, Gemini

Winter: Capricorn, Sagittarius, VIRGO

[sunalwaysshining-deactivated201]

My fav thing is looking really hot in front of people who once made me feel like shit about my appearance

[weakmoves]

damn tomorrow is 4/20 y'all about to be annoying

[shadovvlurking]

WEED

[warmsuggestion001]

I hope u end up ok

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[thesilencedmasses]

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

the smell of sleeping with the window open

[love-personal]

[gameraboy]

Disney Posters done in Tim Burton Style by Andrew Tarusov

[brimalandro]

[richtide]

it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone

[ghostgirl666xo-blog]

This

[emeraldflames]

Parents need to stop staying in loveless marriages just because they have kids. Stop sacrificing your happiness just so your kids can grow up in a 2 parent household. It’s toxic for the kids to grow up watching a dysfunctional marriage because it warps their perception of what love actually is. I know they think they’re doing what’s best for everyone, but it’s really not.

[glitchsafari]

[tsunderetonic]

this video is possibly among the greatest things I have ever experienced

[roguetelemetry]

reblog and the glitch obelisk will grant your wishes for 2018

[fazitenenbaum]

Is this a black mirror episode