The Signs

Michaela / Taurus / I made this account in 8th grade and forgot about it lmao

[floral-destiel]

The Signs as Heathers the Musical Songs

Aries: Beautiful Taurus: Seventeen Gemini: The Me Inside of Me Cancer: Blue Leo: Lifeboat Virgo: Fight For Me Libra: Our Love is God Scorpio: Meant to be Yours Sagittarius: Freeze Your Brain Capricorn: Dead Girl Walking Aquarius: Candy Store Pisces: Shine A Light

[astrologypepe]

The Signs as Seasons

Spring: TAURUS, Aries, Libra

Summer: Aquarius, PISCES, Leo

Fall: Cancer, SCORPIO, Gemini

Winter: Capricorn, Sagittarius, VIRGO

[astrologymain]

New year resolutions for the signs 2016

Aries: Focus more on school

Taurus: Be more social

Gemini: Get fit

Cancer: To loosen up and be more spontaneous

Leo: Stop spending money on useless things

Virgo: Be less stressed

Libra: Worry less

Scorpio: Doesn’t have one. (secretly, wants to find a significant other)

Sagittarius: To be more organized

Capricorn: Earn more money

Aquarius: Stop procrastinating

Pisces: To speak their mind

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When the signs see someone they dislike

Dogging them up and down: Aquarius, Aries, Cancer

Rolls eyes: Sagittarius, Leo, Pisces

“What’s up bitch?”: Scorpio, Taurus, Capricorn

Winks at them: Virgo, Gemini, Libra

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Signs as famous Tumblr posts

Aries: Let's make [insert thing here] the most popular picture on Tumblr

Gemini: That shooting star gif telling you to make a wish

Taurus: gif of a cgi bird drinking from a chocolate fountain which drove people mad

Cancer: The original 'down with cis' story

Leo: The post with the fandoms declaring war against Facebook. [Fandom], grab your [fandom related thing].

Virgo: People being offended over the Joker without make-up because they thought it was a real soldier

Libra: Tumblr Support's post about how they made it impossible to edit other people's posts in reblogs, which was edited relentlessly in reblogs.

Scorpio: original spiders georg post.

Sagittarius: do you like the colour of the sky?

Capricorn: The colordrop pen post that turned into an endless array of fancomics with humanized versions of the pen and other inanimate objects.

Aquarius: the post where artists drew silly faces on handsome bodies and then shipped them.

Pisces: tag your gore/pomegranate.

[astrologypepe]

YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL // LANA DEL REY

Will you still love me...

When I'm not Young and Beautiful: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

When I've got nothing but my aching soul: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

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The signs as types of art

Fine Art (paintings, sculptures, drawing): Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini

Visual Art (performance, contemporary, installations): LEO, Aquarius, Taurus

Applied Art (architecture, industrial, interior design): Aries, Virgo, Capricorn

Decorative Art (crafts): CANCER, Libra, Scorpio

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Real Deep VS Fake Deep

Seems real deep but are actually fake deep: SAGITTARIUS, Aquarius, Gemini

Seems real deep and are actually real deep: Cancer, SCORPIO, Pisces

Seems fake deep but are actually real deep: Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo

Seems fake deep and are actually fake deep: Aries, LEO, Libra

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The signs as "taboo" conversation topics

Political views: Virgo, Gemini, Capricorn

Religious views: Cancer, Aquarius, Libra

Drugs: Sagittarius, Pisces, Taurus

Sex: SCORPIO, Aries, Leo

[astrologypepe]

Melanie Martinez songs for the Signs + Lyrics

Aries: Alphabet Boy // You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry

Taurus: Mr Potato Head // Mrs Potato tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?

Gemini: Soap // God I wish I never spoke, now I gotta wash my out with soap

Cancer: Carousel // It's all fun and games til somebody falls in love, but you've already bought a ticket

Leo: Pacify Her // Someone told me stay away from things that aren't yours, but was he yours if he wanted me so bad?

Virgo: Gingerbread Man // You're thirsty, you think I give out all my shit for free? I'm bursting out laughing at idiocy

Libra: Play Date // I wish I had monopoly over your mind, I wish I didn't care all the time

Scorpio: Milk and Cookies // I pull off black so well. Shit behind the curtain that I'm so sick of sugarcoatin

Sagittarius: Training Wheels // Wanna ride my bike with you, fully undressed no training wheels for you, I'll pull them off for you

Capricorn: Cake // I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard while you walk away with the frosting of my heart

Aquarius: Mad Hatter // So what if I'm crazy? The best people are

Pisces: Crybaby // Your heart's too big for your body, it's where your feelings hide

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The “I have a Crush on you but I also Hate you” Squad

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Capricorn, Scorpio, Sagittarius

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PHASES OF THE MOON

Full Moon; powerful, overbearing, all-knowing: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius

New Moon; death, renewal, mystery: Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces

Lunar Eclipse; glowing, strange, rarity: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

Solar Eclipse; blinding, dark, revelations: Taurus, Cancer, Libra

[foxnewsanchor]

why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn't everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell

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the signs showering

Aries: singing extremely loud karaoke

Taurus: trying to think of ways they can get the person they like to like them

Gemini: trying to have a mini dance party while singing along to their favorite song

Cancer: trying to figure out the amount of dogs they can pet in a day

Leo: thinking about making their crush fall in love with them

Virgo: washing their hair. they don't have time to waste their shower daydreaming

Libra: daydreaming about their crush

Scorpio: obsessing over the person they like and dissecting every little thing they do around them

Sagittarius: making a mental list of places they want to travel to

Capricorn: thinking about how much work they can do that day

Aquarius: thinking about a charity they can volunteer for

Pisces: imagining themselves in scenarios with their crush

[astrologypepe]

The Signs as

Aries: J

Taurus: O

Gemini: O

Cancer: O

Leo: O

Virgo: H

Libra: N

Scorpio:

Sagittarius: C

Capricorn: E

Aquarius: N

Pisces: A

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Sorry Scorpios! 😭 ily all too

[absolutelyallison]

the signs as songs from onerepublic’s native

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[hotlineastro]

Signs as Ed Sheeran Songs (Requested)

Aries: Lego House

Taurus : Photograph

Gemini : Thinking Out Loud

Cancer: Kiss Me

Leo: Give Me Love

Virgo: Bloodstream

Libra: I See Fire

Scorpio: Drunk

Sagittarius: I’m A Mess

Capricorn: Autumn Leaves

Aquarius: Don’t

Pisces: The A Team