Little bunny foofoo hopping through the forest...

I'm crazy, I'm weird, I might even have a beard! Don't choke, it's a joke! Just forget I even spoke. I ramble, my ideas are scrambled, to get close to me is really quite a gamble. I'm somewhat of a poet, don'tcha know it? Yes, my description is full of rhymes, but to ask more about me isn't a crime. So if you ask, ask things worthwhile, and don't waste my time. The name's Kendra I'm 29 years of age, feel like an old person dragged through a trench.

[poooooooooooooooop1]

@ihatejonarbuckle Jon has a vibrator in him

[ihatejonarbuckle]

that’s absolutely fucking disgusting. i can’t even think of what jim davis intended it to be if not a vibrator

[world-of-cats]

[graemoon]

This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.

[a-melior-ate]

This cat looks very graceful. A proper lady.

[jervae]

This had me fucking screaming at 2 am

[thecryptkeeper]

when i say “i want to study them” about anyone just know i’m mentally placing them into one of those little bug catcher things you give to kids

[thecryptkeeper]

[foulserpent]

[curseworm]

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[capacity]

I hate Christians.... I’m not even sorry like it’s getting old wrap it up

[my-duded]

Well maybe I hate YOU

[capacity]

Yeahh not surprising. that’s all yall know how to do

[frikiskrew]

[faggghaggg]

Hilarious with or without sound

[kripke-is-my-king]

Yes but so much better with sound

[barillapasta]

i am obsessed with this man

[funny-tik-toks]

[alylovesfilms]

[socialcasualtxy]

[moviebee]

[she-volution-deactivated2022052]

[bmblb-fanatic]

It checks out

[sunshine-tattoo]

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

[catchymemes]

[stimman4000]

.

[adranova]

Me: Oooo, rocks on my dash? Yes please

Me a second later:

[jackross-v]

[emeraldflames]

Why the fuck did the Staff page reblog that color of the sky post???? WHY. I was already having a bad day 😭😭.

[cachead-a]

[existenceisanillusion]

[broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva]

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

[neogale]

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

[captainlordauditor]

only corn

[teaboot]

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

[harperhug]

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

[vanshira]

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

[xmagnet-o]

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

[redhoneysugarorange]

Tomatos?

[grumpysunlight]

Sorry can’t eat that either! They’re from Central America!

[redhoneysugarorange]

I’m all for that nothing diet

[injuries-in-dust]

Chicken?

[deactivated-blog]

The first chickens were from India and eastern Asia. It’s nothing or nothing with a side of not a damn thing :)

[murderleek]

If you hate immigrants,

Starve

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

this makes my day

[dovewithscales]

I’m here for starving racists.

[ampervadasz]

[andy-kandy]

These are what pranks should be….

[queenstravelingdarling]

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize