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@floralfires
chai asked for clothing aesthetics for @floralfires and @triangularmind so here we are! I did two for Haris since they were Isle-raised sent to Auradon, and only one for Luca because there is no way in hell he would wear anything different in Auradon
also, consider this a promo as well, go follow Haris and Luca, chai is a wonderful writer and I really love their OCs! x
“SEVEN MINUTES” //floralfires
3. Shy/Awkward Kiss // @floralfires
“I suppose, erm, it would be nice to get a first kiss done and over with, don’t you think?”What a way to propose such an idea. They had just been playing truth or dare at this party, and both had admitted to never having kissed anyone before.“I mean. Now would be a good a time as any, right?”
Haris knew they shouldn’t have jumped in at the idea of Spin the Bottle. But they just couldn’t help it, it sounded so interesting, so devilish. They took a deep breath after listening to Winry’s suggestion. “I guess that...would be a good idea. And it would make a good story for when we get out, or something like that.” They stepped closer, as if they could get any closer considering they were in a small closet in the dark. With a shaky hand placed gently on the other’s neck and leaned up to lightly press their lips against hers. Just enough to feel it.
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Reblog and BOLD all that apply to your muse. Disney Songs - feel free to change pronouns as needed
Standing here, it’s, oh, so clear: I’m where I’m meant to be / All at once, everything looks different now that I see you / Mother knows best / On your own, you won’t survive / When will my life begin? / And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest / You can count me with the dreamers / This is why you never should have left / They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch / Yes I’ve had the odd complaint, but on the whole I’ve been a saint / And don’t underestimate the importance of body language / Wish I could be part of that world / She don’t got a lot to say, but there’s something about her / She’s become a a one-girl rise in crime / You ain’t never had a friend like me! / When did you last let your heart decide? / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky / I can’t go back to where I used to be / I wish I could be the perfect daughter / If I go there’s just no telling how far I’ll go / I can lead with pride, I can make us strong / All the time wondering where I need to be is behind me / I’m on my own, to worlds unknown / Well, it’s nice to see that humans never change / So, what can I say except ‘You’re welcome’? / I will sparkle like a wealthy woman’s neck / Send your armies, but they’ll never be enough / You try to be tough, but your armor’s just not hard enough / Sometimes the world seems against you / The journey may leave a scar / The people you love will change you / And nothing on earth can silence the quiet voice still inside you / I will carry you here in my heart / Come what may, I know the way / I have crossed the horizon to find you / They have stolen the heart from inside you / I’ve been searching my whole life to find my own place / A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen / The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside / Couldn’t keep it in… Heaven knows I tried / Don’t let them in. Don’t let them see / Be the good girl you always have to be / Conceal, don’t feel / The cold never bothered me anyway / The fears that once controlled me, can’t get to me at all / No right, no wrong, no rules for me / You’ll never see me cry / I’m never going back, the past is in the past
STEPHEN KING’S ‘THE BODY’ SENTENCE STARTERS. ↪ all taken from the 1983 novella. feel free to edit them as you see fit, & enjoy !
“the most important things are the hardest things to say.”
“it happened a long time ago… although sometimes it doesn’t seem that long to me.”
“you four-eyed pile of shit!”
“drop dead in a shed, fred.”
“you guys want to go see a dead body?”
“my balls crawled up so high i thought they was trying to get back home.”
“there used to be a bridge, but there was a flood. a long time ago. now there’s just the train-tracks.”
“did you ever hear of such a fucked-up family?”
“he’s a real asshole, ain’t he?”
“man, you shoulda seen your face. oh man, that was priceless. that was really fine. my fucking-a.“
“you know that she thinks wearing glasses would spoil her pretty face.”
“besides, it’s spooky sleeping out at night in the woods.”
“a train-dodge, dig it? what’s trucks after a fuckin’ train-dodge?”
“'i’m gonna kill [him/her/them]. at least give [him/her/them] a fat lip.”
“Go anywhere you want, but don’t go here.”
“he won’t live to be twice the age he is now.”
“i dream about that every now and then.”
“don’t call me any of your mother’s pet names.”
“i don’t shut up, i grow up. and when i look at you i throw up.”
“are you some kinda smartass?”
“okay, that’s it. that’s it, that’s the end, i’m gonna kill you.”
“let’s get away from this asshole before i puke.”
“talk is cheap.”
“hey, if i spoiled your good time, i’m sorry.”
“jesus christ. what a fuckin’ bedtime story.”
“most town names are stupid. you just don’t think so because you’re used to ‘em.“
“when you don’t know what happens next, that’s the end.”
“no, man. don’t say that. don’t even think that.“
“what’s asshole about wanting to be with your friends?”
“i know about you and your folks. they don’t give a shit about you.“
“but kids lose everything unless somebody looks out for them.”
“if your folks are too fucked up to do it then maybe i ought to.”
“but kids lose everything unless somebody looks out for them and if your folks are too fucked up to do it then maybe i ought to.”
“'cause you’ll just be another wise-guy with shit for brains.”
“i know what people think of my family in this town. i know what they think of me and what they expect.”
“all they give a fuck about is whether you behaved yourself in grammar school and what the town thinks of your family.“
“but maybe I’ll try to work myself up. i don’t know if i could do it, but i might try.“
“i want to go someplace where nobody knows me and i don’t have any black marks against me before i start.“
“people drag you down.”
“i say i wanna go look for it, then i’m gonna go look for it! i wanna see it! i wanna see the ghost! i wanna see it.”
“it’s hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life.“
“i was thinking of something else, that’s all.”
“what am i doin’ here, anyway?”
“well what the fuck do you know about this?”
“i’ll give you one chance to just blow away. i don’t give a fuck where. Just make like a tree and leave.”
“kid, whatever your name is, get ready to reach down your fuckin’ throat the next time you need to pick your nose.”
“suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood.”
“i’m gonna break both [his/her/their] fuckin’ arms.”
“you’ll go to jayyy-ail.”
“where do you want it, [name]? arm or leg? i can’t pick. you pick for me.”
“but i know how you’re going to come out of this, motherfuck.”
“you dig me?”
“oh, why don’t you go home and fuck your mother some more?”
“stick with me, man.”
“i’m not going to forget it, if that’s what you’re thinking. this is big time, baby.”
“be seeing you.”
“maybe he knew this was gonna happen. what a fuckin’ creepshow, i’m sincere.”
“you lousy rubber chicken.”
“if people ask where we were, we’ll say we went campin’ up on [place name] and got lost.”
“well, seeya in school on wednesday. i think i’m gonna sleep until then.”
“i’m gonna toot home and see if mom’s got me on the ten most wanted list.”
“you bet they’ll tell. but not today or tomorrow, if that’s what you’re worried about. it’ll be a long time before they tell, i think. years, maybe.”
“i didn’t think of it just like that. you see through people, [name].”
“i’m never gonna get out of this town.”
“don’t let me see you around, dipshit.”
“do you think they will respect you? they will laugh and call you stupid-fool.”
“i didn’t know them. really.”
“i’m sorry i couldn’t stay with you, [name], but i had pies in the oven.”
“friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant, did you ever notice that?”
“if you go out alone you’re a hero. take somebody else with you and you’re dogpiss.”
“fuck gerunds.”
“if he had drowned, that part of me would have drowned with him, i think.”
“i drove out of town, parked, and cried for [him/her/them]. cried for damn near half an hour, i guess.”
“a lot of the critics think what i write is shit.”
“my story sounds so much like a fairytale that it’s fucking absurd.”
“i wonder if there is really any point in what i’m doing.”
It’s Our House Now from Mickey’s House of Villains
high quality meme starters
taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner .
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞
❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞
❝ succ ❞
❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
❝ n - nani ?!? ❞
❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞
❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞
❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞
❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞
❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞
❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞
❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞
❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞
❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞
❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞
❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞
❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞
❝ nice . >:] ❞
❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
❝ the more you know ! ❞
❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
❝ epic jojoke . ❞
❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞
❝ are you sure about that ? ❞
[ dabs ]
❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞
❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞
❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
❝ we are number one ! ❞
❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞
❝ you’re gonna have a bad time - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞
❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞
❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
❝ POOTIS . ❞
❝ ECH . ❞
❝ do not presume . ❞
❝ i’m gay . ❞
❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞
❝ expand dong . ❞
❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞
❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞
❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞
❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞
❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞
❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞
❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞
❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
❝ WOOMY . ❞
❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞
❝ exotic butters . ❞
❝ gotta go fast ! ❞
❝ what does the fox say ? ❞
❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞
❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞
❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞
❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞
❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞
❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
❝ owo what’s this ? ❞
❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞
❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞
❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞
❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞
❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞
❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞
❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞
❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
❝ ya like jazz ? ❞
❝ ow the edge ❞
❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞
❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞
❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞
❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞
❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
❝ DOH ! ❞
❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞
❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
floralfires:
Rolling their eyes, Haris ran their fingers through their hair in annoyance. “Can’t you go irritate your little shrimp of a so-called captain? My parents–” They put excessive accent on the plurality of the word– “are expecting me to be home before nightfall.”
Harry’s grin quickly faded into a scowl. “Call ‘er that one more time, Misseh…” He stuck his hook under their chin, a disgusted look in his eyes. “Yer parents can wait. Just because you’ve got one more parent than the rest ‘a’ us, means nothin’.”
They smirked at his reaction-- it was exactly what they expected. “Actually, it means a lot. First off, I was easily raised in a more loving environment, not that you would know what that means...” Their eyebrows twitched up in amusement.
❛ this isn’t magic, it’s just glitter. ❜ // floralfires!
“And what exactly about glitter doesn’t offer a magical look?”@floralfires
“...Everything?” They offered a look of disapproval. “Glitter is not inherently magical, whether it looks it or not. Come on, you’ve been here all your life, I expected you to know this information.”
@floralfires con’t
“Nah. I’d ratha’ keep botherin’ ya.” The pirate scoffed, a huge grin on his lips. “A place t’ be, eh? Good luck gettin’ there, mate.”
Rolling their eyes, Haris ran their fingers through their hair in annoyance. “Can’t you go irritate your little shrimp of a so-called captain? My parents--” They put excessive accent on the plurality of the word-- “are expecting me to be home before nightfall.”
‘ i like the way that your face looks when i’m arguing with you. ’ ~1stmatehook
@1stmatehook
“Then maybe you should take a picture, it’ll last longer.” Haris hardly gave the other a glance. “Now scoot along, I’ve actually got a place to be.”
Random headcanon meme!
⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep?
✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?
☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?
⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?
♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?
☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?
⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?
⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?
☃ : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one?
☂ : Does your muse like rain?
☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?
🏨 : How well does your muse sleep?
❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?
☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?
⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?
👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?
♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?
❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?
♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?
📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?
♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?
εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?
📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?
☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?
ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?
✝ : Is your muse religious?
Shit My Friends Said, July 2nd 2016 Cookout Edition™
[I’m not sure if I already posted this but if I did here it is again] Feel free to change the pronouns/names!
“DON’T HIT ON MY JOHN.” “The way you said that makes me think you’re talking about a toilet.” “I’m gonna wait ‘til you guys wake up and I’m gonna say ‘Are you chill?’” “He’s not weird he’s CHILL weird.” “No I only have enough for ONE shoe.” “I had a thought about dragons, but I forgot what it was.” “I’ll hug you but I’ll also mug you.” “Force feed my friend grapes.” “Poor cat. She’ll never know the joy of cheese.” “This is why Joey isn’t chill.” “I’m gonna go get my chill back.” “I’m trying to explain the triangle!” “STOP HITTING MY BABIES.” “I don’t know why I still have this ball between my legs.” “Those are dead flowers. It’s a bouquet of lame.” “Don’t kick my babies!” “Leapfrog?” “That’s EXTREME leapfrog.” “Back in my day, CAD was a fish.” “That’s a fine lookin’ pussy cat you got there.” “Don’t poke the cat with a stick!” “Three fourths is less than one third! …Wait.” “This could be us.” *chews on a cheeto* “I like how you two went from ‘let’s get married’ to ‘I’m breaking up with you’ in like ten minutes.” *rubs at leg hair* “OH THAT IS NICE.” “Come to my house, you’ll get force fed grapes by a desperate child with a crush on you.” “Why are you scratching yourself with grapes?” “I didn’t kiss him, I rubbed his nipple.”
more shit me/my friends have said
feel free to change pronouns if needed
“Is it the lipstick or are you just being a bitch?”
“There’s cookie crumbs in the outlet.”
“[Name] is a huge fuckboy.”
“Are you gonna quote me on your blog or not?”
“I don’t know you, [Name].”
“Hummingbirds are basically just anorexic body builders.”
“People be hatin’ on my strong nipples.”
“Gangsta rap made me do it.”
“Who the fuck is playing music?”
“Holy fuck, it’s the Gunch.”
“Can you please stop quoting memes?”
“The real Halloween treat is petting all the dogs.”
“Take one? Take one… basket of candy.”
“See, ‘take two’ makes more sense because there’s only one basket.”
“These potatoes taste like the fucking box.”
“Petition for [Name] to fucking share.”
“No, I’m too fuckin’ dead to do my laundry.”
“Book two rooms in case the couples wanna have happy super bed time.”
“Shoutout to 2016 for being a ho and fucking us all.”
“I’m suffering. My fingers smell like cheetos. I haven’t even looked at a cheeto since 2010.”
The 1975 sentence starters
every song from every album, including bonus tracks. there’s at least one lyric from each song! these can lead to angst, fluff, domestic stuff, nsfw, etc etc etc feel free to adjust as needed! warnings: implied drug/alcohol use, nsfw, smoking
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shit my friends said: son of a beach group chat edition
because group chats are always a gold mine possible n.s.f.w. themes, feel free to adjust as necessary
“Reminder not to get sunburn again.” “Yeah, last time we all got fucked.” “NO I HIT THE WRONG PICTURE! STOP!” “But like, sleep.” “Twelve hour energy.” “FUEL EFFICIENCY.” “It’s a fucking coupe.” “It’s not about size it’s about how you use it.” “Long ass. Legs.” “My gay-bow is bigger than yours.” “Ice cream freezers are usually where they keep cold things right?” “Bitch I just got Dairy Queen. You couldn’t say some shit like 20 minutes ago?” “I was eating a pork chop up until just now.” “Bro, that’s more money than I’ll ever see in my entire life.” “What’s more important than ice cream?” “Because fuck it, who cares.” “Getting there at the speed of sound.” “Once all the speakers die, ___ will be our speaker.” “I’ll sing one note off at all times.” “Looks like I’m adding What’s New Pussycat 20 times.” “PLEASE, NO SWEET HOME ALABAMA.” “Not as big as DIS DIHH.” “YOU JUST GOT BEANED YOU HECKIN MORON.” “That’s not eating fresh.” “See? I’m not crazy.” “Oh my god, they were beachgoers.” “HOW MUCH BRISK DO YOU NEED?” “Welp.” “The skinny guy is picking you and ___ up.” “It’s hot and nobody is on the field.” “Last time you missed the nape of my back and I got a red tramp stamp.” “Stolen?” “It was in the woods and full of booze, my parents took it because we had a condom problem in that area.” “PEOPLE WERE HAVING SEX IN THE WOODS AND WE TOOK THEIR BOOZE.” “Why does it look like I’m at peace… yet also mid-nut…” “It rained last week, don’t be a dumbass.” “I believe that is what is happening.” “Guys we gotta bury someone tomorrow.” “Take a picture with a banana for reference.” “Ho, stop trying to steal my JOB.” “Tuck a hoe? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?” “There’s no airhorn emoji, this is an outrage.” “Nothing like a tall cold glass of I got four hours of sleep and I wanna die.” “I haven’t stepped foot in a grocery store since last year.” “I don’t have much on me. Mostly broken dreams.” “It’s too early for memes.” “You fucking dip.” “I just kinda laid on the floor for an hour in front of my bathroom ‘til I had the motivation to shower and now I’m sandless.” “I don’t care, it feels sticky.” “I’m gonna go do INTERNET.” “My feet are spicy food right now.” “I may not be able to walk but at least I can comb my hair.” “Cutting your feet off could be gay culture.” “VINEGAR.” “I’m gonna smell like bad potato chips but I won’t have pain.” “It’s midnight, go to sleep.” “I could have gotten her number.” “Sometimes inventors are good.” “Hey, we should all go to the beach today.” “I’m just an anxious bean.”
shit my friends said no. i lost count
because, y’know, my friends are constantly saying dumb shit and i constantly have to quote them. possible n.s.f.w. content, feel free to adjust as necessary
“Can I just die until tomorrow?” “I DON’T WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE, I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW. Get home safe, okay.” “This lemonade looks poppin’.” “Why are my friends have good quotes?” “I’m dying like this mother over here.” “Just go on Roblox.” “I’m gonna be a tall boy!” “I’M the white guy.” “I NEED TO STOP EATING CHAPSTICK.” “There’s water in my nachos.” “Dad, your three year old knows Romanian.” “I feel like every time I’m naked I get a boner ‘cause every time I’m naked I have sex.” [monotone] “All I wanna do is bang, bang, bang, bang, and a click, cha ching and forcibly possess your currency.” “I can’t wait for the eleventh anniversary of the sun.” “Okay, but, like, what if my Mountain Dew was hot?” “It’s THIS lit.” “It is time. My mind must ascend into the unconsciousness. Godspeed, weary travelers.” “I want a hot guy to pick me up.” “Just take the gun out of your dick, that’s nice.” “Wait, is ‘math’ a suggestive term for ‘sex’ now?” “Bellybuttons are cool, I guess.” “Why is my life so terrible? Actually, it’s not even terrible, I just have depression.” “They’re not called fireflies, they’re called dumbasses.” “I’m vibrating. Like, literally, not in the ‘ooooo yeah~’ kinda way. That’s gross.” “Trim your fuckin’ trees.” “YEAH, YOU’RE NOT FUCKIN’ QUOTABLE! I love you.” “No, I’ll be like, ‘Hey, remember when your diabetic dad died from eating too much sugar?’” “Your cat bends really weirdly.” “I wanna be as lit as an Elvis Presley impersonator.” “I love ketchup, but this is taking it to a whole new level.” “Who DOESN’T dissociate at a house party at 2:26 in the morning?” “This is my new best friend. He’s sad, but I love him.” “Back at it again with the chair jokes.”
Can I get a like/reblog if you’d be interested in RPing with a child of Hades and Persephone? about // rules following back from bronzefever
