James Hook

This is an rp blog for Capain James Hook, I will rp him in Neverland or on the Isle of the Lost from Disney's Descendants.

[faerietanith]

Disney Villain sentence starters - Send one to my muse for their reaction

“Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a man.”

“It looks like you’re out of ideas.”

“How can you read this? There’s no pictures.”

“Come now, I’m being more than generous.”

“I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?”

“If you’re not with us you’re against us.”

“We wouldn’t want to miss old Daddy’s celebration, now, would we?”

“Game. Set. Match.”

“These people are traitors and must be made examples of.”

“Come on out and fight!”

“I’m surrounded by idiots.”

“So much for true love!”

“Thank you for detaining my victim.”

“Hiding, are we?”

“A lesson needs to be learned here.”

“You can’t get something for nothing, you know.”

“Did you hear that, my pet?”

“They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”

“How marvelous! How marvelous!”

“If I can teach a parrot to sing “God Save the Queen,” I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.“

“Did you forget who you’re talking to?”

“I think this one would be better off stuffed.”

“We haven’t discussed the subject of payment.”

“Whoa. Is my hair out?”

“Life’s not fair, is it?”

“Just name your price, dear.”

“Insolent… coward!”

“No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide, I will catch you.”

[marciabrady]

get to know me meme: [1/10] favorite television shows → house of mouse “The party’s just started so come on in, the good times are all just about to begin. Step inside we’re going to have some fun- there’s plenty of room here for everyone.”

[runwithrockets]

I swear, this is exactly how this scene went.

[memeingovermemes]

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

[alreadygaveahand]

Honestly out of all three of them Harry probably gets the worst of it from James because he just constantly pushes buttons be it with the pocket watch he clearly keeps with him or the fake hook he wears. James has a very well known dislike of clocks and Harry wearing a fake hook is basically just an insult to him in his eyes.

[pixiehollovv]

[alreadygaveahand]

“Didn’t that used to be your sword?” (From Harriet)

“I’ve gotten a new one made,” James responded, not bothering to look up from where he was polishing his hook. As sentimental as he was of the things he had from Neverland there was nothing to do when it came to a sword just becoming unusable after a time. From this point on it would be a decoration in his cabin. “Is that all you need Harriet?”

[alreadygaveahand]

James, as much as he hates children, is always first and foremost an adult. A twisted version of an adult that is painted by what upset children think of them but still. So when his indulgences lead to his first child he didn’t really have a choice but to raise them because while he could kill her and that would likely be kinder she is his responsibility. He certainly doesn’t give his children a good life, he treats them like his crew on the best of days, but he does the things parents are required to do. 

[scotchymemes]

Good Omens Episodes 4-5-6 Sentence Starters

Make it happen, make it real. Armageddon is coming and I’m fairly certain it starts today, right after tea time. I’m sure there’s a perfectly innocent explanation. Don’t think of it as dying, think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush. I’m not actually prepared to burn anyone. Can I say something stupid without you thinking it’s stupid? You smell like poo. Oh come on, the world isn’t going to end today! How can someone as clever as you be so stupid?! I’ve been there. You’re better off without him. You wouldn’t dare, you – you snake! Speaking as a mother of unborn generations, I’m against it. Wait – Shouldn’t we have dinner or something first? There needn’t be a war, we can avoid it. Do I look as if I run a bookshop? It’s a bad world, we can fix it. I have no intention of fighting in any war! Seeing as the world’s ending, can we do it again? Don’t you ever just do things for yourself and see how they turn out? I ride to where the end of the world begins. You know what I like about time? For every day that passes, we get further away from the 14th century. If you’ve got to go, then go with style. Give me back my dog! Whatever I started, we need to stop it. I’m getting myself quite calmly worried about getting shot. I’m neither of hell, nor heaven. Did you really just say ‘what the heck’? Plutonium will give you grief for centuries, but arsenic is forever. Your car is on fire?! Very unusual weather for this time of the year… You won’t get that sort of performance from a modern car. It could do with some houseplants. I’m a nice one, you can’t expect me to do something like this! I don’t think they’re entirely human. Your very existence demanded the end of the world. A word from you and I’ll end their lives! You can’t just shoot children! I do not endorse everyday sexism! I believe in peace, bitch. Didn’t that used to be your sword? Another deluded victim of the patriarchy. Temporary inconvenience cannot stand in the way of the greater good. When all this is over, you’re going to get to rule the world. I’ve got all the world I want. Come up with something, or I’ll never talk to you again! You’re not my dad! You never were! Would anyone here care to explain to me what exactly is going on? Do you believe in life after death? Oh, that’s funny seeing him here. That’s probably bad luck. I sentence you to extinction by holy water! I don’t suppose I can persuade you to reconsider? Shut your stupid mouth and die already. I think it’d be better for everyone if I were to be left alone in the future. Let me tempt you to a spot of lunch? I think that none of this would’ve worked out if you weren’t at heart, deep down, just a little bit of a good person.

[crownedcams]

only the most important parts of the d3 trailer

[alreadygaveahand]

@xdarlingdreamerx

“Darling, as in Wendy,” The smile on Hook’s face was one of genuine happiness, for while the girl was sure to be a nuisance she would bring him the one thing he wanted. Pan. The immortal boy wanted a Darling and he would come to take this one eventually and if he came here to this Isle his precious pixie dust would fail him. “Well this certainly is a pleasant surprise, what brought you to this place? I can hardly imagine your mother would approve.”

[gvsoline-a]

justanotherrpmeme:

send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

[j-f-dessins]

“-Well, we meet again, Miss Bell…”

[alreadygaveahand]

@daughtersofauradon

“CJ, have you seen Smee?” The captain’s words were practically a snarl. Particularly perceptive people would notice that where his hook or other such replacements for his hand there was nothing.

[alreadygaveahand]

Stab the heart for a starter.

[bluesmemethings]

Sanders Sides Starters pt. 1

❛  believe it or not I was quite the nerd in school.  ❜

❛  greeting wonderful citizens! and you nerds.  ❜

❛  the important thing to keep in mind is that nobody is perfect. everyone comes with their own flaws.  ❜

❛  are we bringing up your flaws now ? because if so get ready to take a lot of notes.  ❜

❛  you procrastinate a lot, you can be a bit selfish with your food and your other belongings, you’re definitely not the most adventurous person –  ❜

❛  nope! nope we are not talking about fears. I’m well aware of those.  ❜

❛  wow. that was a surprisingly deep and poignant question.  ❜

❛  where do babies come from ? I know it’s got something to do with storks.  ❜

❛  do you know how often you say you can’t cook ? lot’s of times. do you know how often you try to learn how to cook ? zero times !  ❜

❛  your face is scary !  ❜

❛  which we all know is referred to as adultery !  ❜

❛  you’re a real pizza work.  ❜

❛  ta ta ! I wish you the best of luck in your adultery !  ❜

❛  oh I’m sorry was I not wanted at this exact second ?  ❜

❛  what are you doing different ? what are you doing wrong ? what are you forgetting to do ?  ❜

❛  sorry kid but this is what I do.  ❜

❛  he’s severely lacking in the knowledge department.  ❜

❛  I hear what you’re saying and I do care about that, but here’s the thing: I don’t really care about that.  ❜

❛  oh good ! my anxiety ! right on time.  ❜

❛  all these thought and emotions in complete turmoil ? how could I not show up to this party ?  ❜

❛  get over it. you’re the least popular character and you know it.  ❜

❛  curse you for making me laugh !  ❜

❛  uhg. I do not like you.  ❜

❛  give it up. resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself.  ❜

❛  you sicken me. you can’t always rely on a catchy tune to solve your problems !  ❜

❛  you besmirch the name of disney ? this time you have gone too far !  ❜

❛  really ? this is where you draw the line ?  ❜

❛  he was a very busy prince ! he had a lot on his mind !  ❜

❛  it’s totally fine to believe a random stranger when they tell you to jump out the window when they’ve already broken into your house.  ❜

❛  don’t sign a contract without having your mer-lawyer look over all the fine print and stipulations.  ❜

❛  I just wanna support you in everything you do !  ❜

❛  clickbait works (name) !  ❜

❛  I kept disney channel stars from starving !  ❜

❛  I almost died on a disney channel set !  ❜

❛  talk about the food !  ❜

❛  dad jokes, they work every time.  ❜

❛  can you like, stop, for once in your life ?  ❜

❛  I know your limits, that’s all I was saying.  ❜

❛  what issue ? you’re totally fine.  ❜

❛  he literally has dreams that are delusional and highly unrealistic.  ❜

❛  WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE !?  ❜

❛  I’m not your son.  ❜

❛  bigger house means more dogs !  ❜

❛  I learned so much today !  ❜

❛  roses are red, violets are blue … sunflowers are yellow, tulips come in all sorts of colors, so do roses – I really like flowers – daffodils are also yellow.  ❜

❛  I know big words too ! … saaaxaphone –  ❜

❛  I’ve got an idea ! don’t. don’t even try.  ❜

❛  that’s not how people work.  ❜

❛  I would like to speak from the heart, but hearts don’t have mouths.  ❜

( laughing ) ❛  well, I’m hopelessly crushed.  ❜

❛  not talk about me ?  ❜

❛  you find out what might be making their life difficult …  and you kill it.  ❜

❛  weddings are nothing but outdated, expensive pageantry.  ❜

❛  plus the diamond industry is incredibly unethical.  ❜

❛  stop. you’re upsetting him.  ❜

❛  I am feeling all types of bad.  ❜

❛  I wasn’t trying to help.  ❜

❛  what are you laughing at Hot Topic ?  ❜

❛  you’re implying that you love us !  ❜

❛  I gotta go bury that dragon witch body.  ❜

❛  home maintenance is not a joke.  ❜

❛  I’m a textbook procrastinator.  ❜

❛  didn’t take you for the dress up type.  ❜

❛  NO YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH US.  ❜

❛  did you actually look in a mirror when you put that on ?  ❜

❛  it can’t be a bad video if you never make one.  ❜

❛  when in doubt, remember that everything we do is all pointless anyways.  ❜

❛  bleak, but I appreciate you trying to contribute.  ❜

❛  elementary my dear … daddy.  ❜

❛  who gave him a knife !?  ❜

❛  (name) and I are playing dress up, (name) is making us question our existence and I found a dollar !  ❜

❛  ha ! I like that nickname and I’m gonna use it now.  ❜

❛  how could you do it ? I trusted you.  ❜

( sighs ) ❛  feelings, the bane of my existence.  ❜

❛  is it because I have a dollar and you don’t ?  ❜

❛  I am the cause of this, but I’m also the solution – to a problem I have caused and will inevitably resolve.  ❜

❛  am I in a paradoxical loop where I endlessly generate a problem and try to solve it like a snake devouring its own tail in order to satiate its hunger !?  ❜

❛  that was dark even for me.  ❜

❛  shush and make a face of agreement like everyone else.  ❜

❛  don’t screw it up !  ❜

❛  you … never want me to stick around …  ❜

❛  MOTHER F–  ❜

❛  get me out of here please. I need to leave.  ❜

❛  bippity boppity boo-yah !  ❜

❛  that’s one of those outbursts that we internalize.  ❜

❛  I know you intended to hurt my feelings, but I AM JUST SO DARN PROUD OF YOU THAT YOU MADE A DAD JOKE !  ❜

❛  I also still maintain my MySpace page. it’ll bounce back.  ❜

❛  I usually go and sit on a surface that isn’t meant to be sat on because when tomorrow comes I will be faced with even more challenges and I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what ‘is’ and ‘is not’ a chair.  ❜

❛  I basically just listen to The Campfire Song Song from Spongebob on repeat.  ❜

❛  well that was thoroughly and utterly disappointing.  ❜

❛  you know what ? I am done ! I am done here. I am done with all of you.  ❜

❛  he misused the word infinitesimal last week !  ❜

❛  don’t patronize me.  ❜

[alreadygaveahand]

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