we love the things that hate us

everybody say "ho" for the cuervo you can drive if you promise to be careful turn the radio up and light a doobie and keep actin' like life is like a movie

[shiftythrifting]

[jimkerk]

my life would be a lot less complicated if i wasn’t the victim of god’s personal idiot plot

[valtsv]

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

[imposer]

[rosemoofin]

[toghomevideo]

[memewhore]

[rxgicide]

theres too many things out there that are the same

[rxgicide]

i had plenty a time to come up with some real good one-liners while i was settin up my beyblade prison racket but then i took a real sharp crack to the head n now all i can think about is meal prep start-ups and why theyre all the fuckin same exact thing dressed up different

[rxgicide]

you really crank out some bangers when youre on drugs

[rxgicide]

before anyone asks yes im loadin up my queue from my archive cus i use to be real fuckin funny and i need yall to remember that

[cheeso]

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mi-ki-ki-m]

[rxgicide]

yo im up did i miss the crimes convo

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

Remember not to trust the big tiddy goths this month.

They want to sacrifice you

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]