better than nothing at all

call me xan (zan)

[technowizardbitch]

me n dane on greek row on a saturday night

[dyslegsia]

i cant hunt sorority alley because those white girls will put a sweater on me. or worse.

[technowizardbitch]

idk i think some of those girls mite be into it tbh ive gone to a few sorority parties (not rly my scene but a bash is a bash yko?) and i lowkey think they might b  a cult

[dyslegsia]

okay ill go but you have to follow behind me with a leash and if stacey tracey and kacey try to slip me past the ra with a trail of crumbled up granola bars i need you to pretend like i got loose and you were trying to catch me.

[technowizardbitch]

that unironically sounds like a good nite to me lmao

[technowizardbitch]

makin direct eye contact w my prof who Def think there is more than coffee in my thermos 

(tbf hes rite but he doesnt need 2 kno that lol)

[modogoblin]

[biglawbear]

Feel like shit, just want her back

[dyslegsia]

i cant hunt sorority alley because those white girls will put a sweater on me. or worse.

[technowizardbitch]

idk i think some of those girls mite be into it tbh ive gone to a few sorority parties (not rly my scene but a bash is a bash yko?) and i lowkey think they might b  a cult

[memewhore]

[technowizardbitch]

o sure i get the lecture on ‘ethics in stem’ 4 askin leadin questions abt whether or not u could make a gelatinous cube like in dnd irl but the frat bro who keeps askin outrite if shits an aphrodisiac is fine i see how it is 

god forbid women* do anything amirite

*do not call me a woman unless u r willin to face the consequences (the consequences r bein fed to the cube)

[littleguymart]

(source)

[dyslegsia]

im gonna start buying some of those fucked up looking toys for the baby and see what he does about it.

[technowizardbitch]

we gotta get him cursed amazon garf

[technowizardbitch]

saw a dude pour red bull in2 his mini wheats in lab today mite have 2 have him taken out for the good of society tbh

[memewhore]

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i hear you despair upon your status as a human being? luckily this is a condition that is fixable.

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abapically​:

very true. are there options you are considering more than others?

you may call me lil. a pleasure.

idk rly im new to the whole nonhuman creatures thing after findin out recently my college party bestie is in fact a bloodsuckin monster lmao

thankfully this was not exactly a shock due 2 me bein predisposed to believe weird horseshit due to aforementioned ‘mad scientist bitch in trainin’ bit

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floramodus​:

oh alot! ive tried drawing diagrams in the past but basically imagine a canine skull and jaw and the arrangement and that trying to super impose themselves onto the the small span of a human jaw

itd be better if i could have pain meds other than hippy bullshit

yikes bro! that sounds awful tbh like my wisdom teeth came in wrong n even that shit blew i cant imagine more teeth than im supposed to have in my jaw idt human bone is meant 4 that

could b worse tho ur tooth dna could b bein overridden by shark teeth can u imagine?? nitemare fuel tbh

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i hear you despair upon your status as a human being? luckily this is a condition that is fixable.

[technowizardbitch]

i mean now that i kno there r OPTIONS i just think it would b silly not to consider them u know???

anywhoodle im xan hiya

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floramodus​:

technowizardbitch​:

can… can i ask y ur teeth Do This

do i know the scientific reason specifically why? no clue. the overarcing theory though is becoming god and also part dog makes your body decide to play funny little pranks!

thats fucked up bro kinda cool tho ngl? soz if its like uncomfy tho  like does it make ur jaw hurt??? 

[technowizardbitch]

@floramodus how many teeth do u Have exactly

[floramodus]

42! they are a mix of dog and human though- dog comes in when the human falls out 

[technowizardbitch]

can... can i ask y ur teeth Do This

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