botanic caffeine.

you're dripping like a saturated sunrise— you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece indie original character. possibly selective/private.

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Tfw you bite your lip so much it hurts and feels like if you had an allergic reaction because it’s probably a little hurt swollen. 

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         “A–…What?”

   Out of all his years he’d never heard of something so ridiculous sounding–it was as if she made the name up just to throw him for a loop, something that Lysander would not be appreciating if found to be true. Though, to her offer he seems to ruffle himself up a bit, throat clearing loudly before the voice of uncertainty sounds.

         “No–no, I’ll try your–blushing strawberry flower tea. Sounds…delightful.”

   Though, really, to him, it sounded quite–feminine, but if it was what she’d recommend as a favorite; then he could deal with some oddly named concoction. Perhaps it will surprise him.

         “The drink is enough.”

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                        It was rude to continuously laugh at anyone, it was especially rude if                 they were a customer. Holding in her amusement she still couldn’t resists                 picking on the poor man. “Don’t hurt yourself--” she joked as a response to                 his trouble repeating the name of the tea. “One rose tea coming up.” 

                     Putting the ingredients she’d pulled out before back into the cabinets she                 grabbed what she’d need for her favorite tea. Even though he had denied a                 snack she still included some tiny cookies on the side of the tea with the cup. 

                                                “Here you are! It’s on the house today.”  

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   A mask of confusion falls over cold features; the demon already picking his persona for their encounter. The lost and confused unknowing ‘tourist’, simple enough, especially for the fact that for once, he really was at just about a loss as to what he was to be doing. There’s a clear of his throat before his gaze focused to the female, the faintest of grins quirking lips.

        “I’m not sure–”

   He pauses, a breathy laugh faltering from strained vocals.

        “How ‘bout a cup of your favorite?”

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                        “I could do that-- but you don’t seem like a Strawberry Blush             Rosé Oolong Tea kind of guy.”  Reaching for some ingredients opposite             to the tea she’d just named she watched to see what this man would think             of such a tea. Honestly he didn’t even seem like the kind of person to drink             tea much in general, she was almost tempted to offer him some coffee but             he seemed so determined when he came in to get some tea.

      “I’ll make you a simple black tea instead. Unless you actually want to try the other one?                                           Would you want a snack with that?”

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   Well, this was certainly uncharacteristic of the demon–even on his days off he usually hung around the bar; whether he was drinking or causing general havoc, but today? Apparently another idea had come into his mind. He’s almost hesitant before pulling the shop’s door open, though once inside shows his usual attitude; even just his glance to others around showing that he thought of himself as something better, as if he should be greeted everywhere he went.

   Tea. This wasn’t something he usually indulged in–but seeing as he wanted to keep this body up and running for as long as possible, he may as well try and treat it with at least a little care whether than drowning it in alcohol. 

   A clear of his throat and he’s up at the counter, finding himself unsure of how this place ran.

        “–Do I, place an order here?”

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                        Hearing the door open the redhead turned to see who had walked in.                   A look of annoyance displayed on her face at the look he gave the other patrons.                   Once the man came up to the counter she smiled softly to hide her initial thoughts                   of him. -- Honestly though, she couldn’t help but let out a soft laugh at his question.                   The man that  looks to the others as if he were better than they was lost on how                    to even order. 

                                          “Yes,                                                   you order up here. How can I help you?” 

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gunmetalsmoke replied to your post:TFW YOU SEND 99% OF THE DRUG DEALERS FLYING AND...

As the other son I’m worried what the fuck are you doing that you’re making drug dealers grow wings ))

oh you know, mega punching the ground and having them fall off the building from the shock.

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TFW YOU SEND 99% OF THE DRUG DEALERS FLYING AND ONLY HAVE TO TAKE OUT TWO OF THEM. 

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        bold what applies to your muse:                           strengths vs. weaknesses!

&& [[ BONUS: put a STRIKE THROUGH each trait that they USED to have, but have unlearned due to character development, trauma, etc. - feel free to add more! ]]

s t r e n g t h s :

caring | merciful | brave | determined | forward | flexible | cheerful | wise | clever | humorous | spirited | lighthearted | mature | strong | sentient | generous | loving | calm | calculative | rational | unselfish | controlled | tactful | nurturing | protective | independent

w e a k n e s s e s :

panicky | cowardly | unthoughtful | rash | stubborn | intransigent | negative | temperamental | scatterbrained | grim | dull | unwise | unstable | weak | irrational | awkward | greedy | over-protective | over-sensitive | rude | selfish | explosive | tactless | clingy | jealous

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Plus side of shipping with me: i will always be here to scream ideas and headcanons at and i will be screaming more along with you.

Downside of shipping with me: you will eventually come to the conclusion that i am satan.

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“Since when do you reject a whole pack?” 

          a small smile pulls at his lips, insinuating that he was in fact making a joke; something he hoped would put her at ease for just a minute. He knew he wasn’t the best type of individual to tolerate but to be fair, neither was she. Maybe that’s why they found such a good companionship between them.

“Sounds do-able but good luck with that.” The drive was nice albeit short-lived, he actually enjoyed her force company but as long as it was in small intervals. He wasn’t ready to always have someone at his side; not again. However he didn’t dwell too much on it as he parked; plus his stomach began to grumble & this place usually gives him good deals on the last bit of the hot food that they’d have to throw away anyway. “Don’t even think about paying for anything in there or I will ignore you for another week.”

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                                  It’d never been easy to silence Artemis, but honestly she couldn’t               even come up with any quirky remark to throw back at him. With a smile of               her own she simply squeezed at his waist in response. “You know-- I feel like               more of my visits should include your bike. He makes you more tolerable.”                She could understand why he loved his bike so much though, she simply               enjoyed picking on the poor blonde. -- No wonder he was always so annoyed               with her hanging around too long. 

                            Stepping off the bike she couldn’t help but laugh at his stomach’s               protest. She was ready to suggest she could get him something once in side               right as he forbade her from doing so.  “Well-- I can’t pay anyways. Might get               in trouble for the drinks.” Walking ahead, not fighting him for once, she went to               grab a cart. Of course she only complied because of her plans to fill his fridge               later on regardless, so she could wait to buy most of what she needed. 

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT 1/?

[ text ]: STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD

[ text ]: Also there's a guy walking around in the kitchen in a shark onesie, and he just asked is we've ever smoked weed with a shark being. i'm dying

[ text ]: Accepting his friends request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex

[ text ]: What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.

[ text ]: I have a knack for carnage and poetic language

[ text ]: Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast:1, Fucks given: 0

[ text ]: But how MUCH of an emergency? Like should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?

[ text ]: And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.

[ text ]: And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified

[ text ]: my bed is a shrine, and i am its goddess

[ text ]: you got into a really intense argument about protecting bees. it was weirdly arousing.

[ text ]: THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!

[ text ]: i need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

[ text ]: i just told the sun to stop. That hungover

[ text ]: I know you're asleep but i just had a motherfucking epiphany

[ text ]: jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said I love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

[ text ]: just got yelled at by a priest...again

[ text ]: i don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me

[ text ]: you. me. a bottle of vodka. The Wilderness.

[ text ]: i mean obviously i like your dick, jury is out on you but your dick is good

[ text ]: i swear to the sweet baby jesus i didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.

[ text ]: NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.

[ text ]: because of him my new motto is 'Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.

[ text ]: FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS

[ text ]: I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.

[ text ]: I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that.

[ text ]: drunkeness level: fluent in olde norse

[ text ]: I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life

[ text ]: dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts

[ text ]: on a scare of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

[ text ]: there can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. get your shit together.

[ text ]: you are like the bill nye of illicit activities.

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Put a tarot card in my inbox and I'll answer the question!

The Fool: What is the stupidest thing your muse has ever done?

The Empress: What would your muse name their children?

Judgement: Would your muse ever go back to their most recent ex-lover?

The World: What has been your muse's greatest success?

The Sun: What was the happiest moment of your muse's life?

Wheel of Fortune: Does your muse believe in luck?

The Hierophant: What is one rule or law your muse would never break?

Strength: Name a time when your muse had to be strong in the face of danger or trouble.

The Star: If your muse had one wish, what would it be?

The Magician: What would your muse draw if given paper and markers?

The Emperor: Name a time your muse has broken the rules.

Death: If your muse had to change something about themselves, what would they change?

The Chariot: If your muse ruled the world, what would they change first?

The High Priestess: What is the smartest thing your muse has ever done?

Temperance: Would your muse remain calm despite the worst circumstances?

The Lovers: At what age did your muse first fall in love?

The Hermit: If your muse were trapped alone on an island, name three things they'd have to have..

The Moon: Has your muse ever had something unexplained happen to them? If so, what?

Justice: What's something your muse has been dying to admit or confess?

The Hanged Man: Name a bad habit your muse can't give up.

The Devil: What was the worst relationship your muse has ever had?

The Tower: What event would trigger your muse's breaking point?

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       “Hey–hey, why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

                                            Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat!”

   Chris, now isn’t the time to test out new jokes. Leave the poor girl alone–

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                        In complete honesty, Artemis loved bad jokes. But this one, this joke                   was so bad she wasn’t sure if she should fake a laugh or just break it to him.                   A simple smile appeared on her face though as she decided to simple be                   amused. “Scuba divers, huh? I guess that breaks the ice. So does hot                   tea though--.” There she goes, adding in her own horrid jokes. At least his                   joke was good for the general public, he wouldn’t get hers unless he knew                   about her shop. She’d better explain-- 

                                                      “I own a tea shop by the way.”

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Where’s your gavel? Your jury? What’s my offense this time? You’re not a judge but if you’re gonna judge me Well sentence me to another life.

ignorance (acoustic) / paramore

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You put your spell on me Got my rooted in the ground like an old oak tree It’s so good, can’t you see that you’ve got the magic to set me free?

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“You can take the whole pack if you agree to understand that I can’t make any promises.”

          he had no excuse to upset Artemis like he had however he wasn’t in the mood to humor any guests; her being no exception to that. Grabbing the keys to his bike, he fully expected that she was already following behind him but to make sure, he glanced over his shoulder to double check. “We need to hurry, the closest store is going to close soon.” It was then that he left the premise & went to rev up his vehicle so that when she finished locking up, the two of them could just take off into the night. 

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                             “I don’t need the whole pack, but fine.” 

                Following the blonde out the door she couldn’t help but shake her head the                 second she heard his bike starting up. Was she really expected to fill his                  fridge with that as their ride back home? Then again knowing lance she                 realized he didn’t plan to let her buy more than two days worth. 

                “Okay let’s go, just buy the drinks and drive me home? I’ll stock your                 fridge later in the week or something. ” She could have done a decent amount                 even with their ride but she was determined to stock him up, especially with                 pre cooked meals. She’d have to come by when he’s out so she could                 cook it all at once too.

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[roture]

          a sigh & fingertips skirt over his forehead as if the motion would ease the oncoming headache that creeps its way to the forefront. He wanted nothing more than to object but with this redhead, nothing was ever simple; it was easier to humor her than it was to go against her. 

“Fine, under the condition you go straight home after you finish the drink.”

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                        Watching his expression and the way he moved she couldn’t help but frown.                She really did ant to spend more time with him but she knew perfectly               how his social interactions weren’t always the longest, especially when               she was being difficult. 

               “Deal, but you’re buying a pack and I get to take half home. Oh and you visit                 the shop a least once this week. ---!!! with me there, after hours doesn’t count.”