[florentineking]

Happy New Year 🎉🥂

God Bless you all in 2022🙏

[mma21plus]

stipe miocic tkos daniel cormier in round 4 to regain the heavyweight title. this is cormier’s first heavyweight loss.

[florentineking]

STIPE MIOCIC BABY THE KING IS BACK

[florentineking]

[neo-soulless]

Yall just makin shit up now

[militarywifefucker69]

my grandma had an altima for 13 years

[neo-soulless]

I got somethin to tell you :/

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee

[sonypraystation]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed rescue

[smitethestate]

Me as that Uber driver:

[lumnch]

When a coworker asks you to cover their shift

[pochowek]

[wolfteacreations]

[joylessmarxist]

[badly-drawn-piplup]

centrists be like “I can excuse fascism but I draw the line at being against fascism” 

[takineko]

Try again.

[intjint]

OP has never talked to a centrist

[da-boy-o-kultur]

An actual Centrist: So I’m definitely against one bunch of violent thugs looking for an excuse to beat people… but I don’t think the answer to that is Another bunch of violent thugs looking for an excuse to beat people up.

[eric-coldfire]

Right: “Let’s beat up blacks!”

Centrist: “No, that’s wrong.”

Left: “Let’s beat up whites!”

Centrist: “No, that is also wrong.”

Left: “Centrists support beating up blacks because they won’t beat up whites!”

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Right: Those fucking Mexicans are the source of all of our problems!

Centrist: No, that’s just propaganda. Being part of a certain group doesn’t make you good or evil, and the rhetoric of Trump and other politicians is hurtful.

Left: Exactly! Fuck Trump! Fuck the ICE! Let’s open up the borders and let everyone in!

Centrist: No wait, we don’t know who those people are. Some of them MIGHT be dangerous. There are official channels those people can use to come into our country.

Left: YOU FUCKING TRUMP SUPPORTER! *Proceeds to lynch the centrist*

[florentineking]

me: my cock is huge and I’m dope as fuck

[littlewickedthings]

Ignis fatuus by drizzledust

[unclefather]

[popegoodvibes-returns]

[thosefunnyones]