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spooky's house of blogposts

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i cant believe this

[normal-horoscopes]

GET IN BITCH WE'RE GONNA LIE DOWN IN A FIELD OF YOUNG ASH TREES AND LET THE TRUNKS GROW OVER OUR BODIES LIKE THE SKULLS OF TRAPPED RAMS

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The resulting burst of power from unexpectedly hearing a song by Smash Mouth will give you the energy you need to commit a major felony thats been on your mind.

Taurus: An uncharacteristic burst of impulsive behavior will lead to a wonderful night of new friends and card games with a language barrier. Keep an eye out for the cops, but have fun!

Gemini: The crumbling train station by your house holds some old secrets, and a large cache of soviet era weapons. 

Cancer: Your natural curiosity will lead you to an abandoned drainage ditch. Another to add to your collection!

Leo: A few minutes of inattentive thought will give way to a depressive episode that will immediately be interrupted by a flash flood. 

Virgo: Your maternal instincts will lead to you carrying some emotional burdens you are perhaps not prepared for. What you need is training. Pump some emotional iron.

Libra: The hardest thing you can do is say yes. Dropkick those fears over the fence and live a little. 

Scorpio: Your dreams of making the largest bowl of cereal in the tri-state area will come true when a large and very specific automotive accident happens outside your home. 

Ophiuchus: Your ability to scare others without trying will come in handy when a burglar shits their pants out of fear.

Sagittarius: While some may call you rude, you would call them assholes. Everyone’s gotta be something.

Capricorn: Keep a free schedule today Capricorn. You’ve got a mire to lurk in.

Aquarius: The stars say you need to collect as many harmonicas as you can and stop asking questions. The stars say that people who ask questions tend not to survive very long.

Pisces: The large, semi-sentient cancerous mass forming in the bathroom at work requires some paperwork filled out, and you are the Pisces for the job.

[justjoeyjoeyjo]

Brought to you by the Letter R

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

can you believe they murdered joker like that

[illkim]

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

[footox-deactivated20130513]

[biitchb0y]

i finally found this shit i never want to lose it again

[anonymousalchemist]

based on my hopes and dreams/past precedent/best jokes, here’s my guess for what taz graduation will include 

PLAY WITH ME, WONT YOU? 

[impactfuma]

B I G

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

anyone else got problems

[beaky-peartree]

no you’re the only one

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

ok. sorry

[sprimkle-kloud]

@normal-horoscopes

[averagefairy]

*eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle

[mioxenoblade]

Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

[slightmayhem]

That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.

[massivelimestonecube]

vaguepost

not gonna name names but ive got some top quality friends……rare holographic edition pals……wouldnt u like to know

[deadbeatmaker]

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

[bylinehearts]

whenever i say "actually, fuck this," this is what im referencing

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[babyfairy]

[melodramaticsoprano]

why does this have so much emotion? melancholy? I dunno why but this slaps and makes me feel sad