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Miranda Priestly’s wife

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I need May to come NOW

( I might combust )

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Miranda and Andy kiss. The end.

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Miranda I get you.

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Andy I get you.

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I’m LIVING for those 2010s photoshopped pictures of Mirandy

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Miranda after Andy threw her phone into the fountain

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After waking up, absolutely nothing is wrong, no men in sight, and Mirandy is endgame

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Mourning that I’m not creative enough to make a kinktober list for Mirandy

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I get that Telanu could very well be a middle aged mom right now but I really need her to drop a sequel to Truth and Measure

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Caroline and Cassidy NEED to have a bigger role in sequel since they’ll be adults by then, like I need a conversation between them and Andy where it’s like “after you left mom was going through it”

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I need to experience Truth and Measure again for the first time

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Miranda and Andy

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‘The Subway’ by Chappell Roan randomly played and I thought about it in a Mirandy sense but then I started crying. I can’t do this anymore.

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Gay bitch.

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Miranda is secretly a dog mom; she uses those ridiculous baby voices with Patricia, treating her like her own baby despite already having two daughters.

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Miranda and Andy need to have gay sex.

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“Hear me out on Miranda—”

No hold me back.