Rats

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ Rats - She/Her parkour civilization save me. parkciv. save me parkciv. please let me yap about my hyperfixations. I promise I'll be super normal about it 😀

[wholesalerats]

Hello! ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

It's finally pinned post time! Woohoo

Welcome to my blog where I post silly little gay minecraft guys mostly and also other things too probably. Please say hello anytime! I promise I am very friendly I just operate under npc rules when it comes to talking to people :] I also draw on occasion! Oooo Aaaaa exciting.

Navigational tags! ^-^

#my art - my own art.. that i drew.... woagh

#my posts - usually text posts from the dark and twisted mind of Rats

#parkour civilization - all parkciv posts and reblogs!

#polykour , #mavbo , #seavbo - parkour ship art, fics, shitposts, headcanons, etc.

#pvp civilization - for the handful of pvpciv posts I've reblogged

#rat posting - posts about rats. so very on brand

#fic recs - fanfic recommendations! usually parkciv

#misc - pretty much anything not parkciv or fandom related. usually text posts i think are funny

I love organizing things into tag groups yay.

Anyway thanks for stopping by! I love youuu <3

[lolavagabonde]

mooneyed 🌙🗡️

[digitalmyyth]

use your bestie as a table #mytable

[dawatcher]

[jooliadoodles]

genuinly tho i love to think about the human mannerisms rocky must have picked up while alone with grace for years. do you think he returned with an accent? completely different body language? sayings and idioms that make no sense when translated? it's so dear to me.

[no1arathainfan]

Emfie!!! In my headcannon he was really devoted to the parkour God and got even more intense after evbo became god

[no1arathainfan]

Evbo fanart next is emf next... mavbo!!!! Also my God evbo design

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[cognitohazardous]

this is how we should generate power for cities

[transmechanicus]

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

[quendergeer]

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

[annikathewitch]

Okay, as much as I love Rocky extending Grace's life without telling him, consider: Rocky *does* tell Grace, Grace just then somehow manages to like. Horrendously misinterpret what the treatment is actually for. Like.

Eridian Doctor: We went through the human genome and found a bunch of places with old broken DNA repair mechanisms so we came up with a gene editing therapy that fixes them in order to extend your lifespan.

Grace: *flashbacks to when Rocky found out that humans can experience long term effects from lower doses of radiation exposure and Grace wasn't being as careful as he should have been back when they first met because he still thought this was gonna be a suicide mission*

Grace (internally): Oh, so cancer prevention! Got it!

Grace: Sounds good!

*like 100 years later*

Grace: Hey Rocky, how am I not dead yet?

Rocky: ???

[pig-lota]

Eridian doctor: this treatment will increase your bone density to prevent them breaking

Grace internally: Oh right, low gravity can cause bone degradation. Makes sense that after so long in space it'd be good

Grace: sounds good to me!

One modification to the LPR5 gene later

Grace falls off a cliff

Grace: Hey why didn't I break any bones???

Rocky: ??? We made your bones strong statement

They add more salt or something to the water in his enclosure so that he can still swim comfortably despite the increased density.

[no1arathainfan]

MAVBO!!!MAVBO BEAMMMMMM

[claredelun3e]

Get promoted idiot (i love him)

[cowardsexual]

rogy :]

[cloudabserk]

i’ve talked about it before but their temperature differential would be perfect for cuddling

[cloudabserk]

actually it would be safe and comfortable for them both because of the power of friendship…

[mice-teeth]

I took this picture at my old house at least 8 years ago when we were about to leave to the store and someone had backed up a couple times and made these perfect two hearts and my mom stopped the car before driving over them so I could take a picture and I dont know how you could ever do that again if you tried but this is one of the most important photos to me I have ever taken

[goodmorningglory]

@pathos-logical

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A picture of a snow-dusted road, where tire tracks have left the outlines of two overlapping hearts. /end ID] (ID by @aroadamparrish)

[mahawavy]