Tired Grandpa

weh

[funnytwittertweets]

[electraheart2012]

glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage

[ihaveemotionalmotionsickness]

[emptiable]

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[smile-at-the-stars]

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[guerrillatech]

[skullyzard]

I drew these today and I think it’s the perfect definition of my life

[skullyzard]

Man these well and truly did rounds

[skullyzard]

Holy shit I’ve regained access to my Tumblr account after years Hello, world !

[kazeself]

wow this is a mood

[delicateavenuegardener]

Please don’t let your friends do this to you either

[r--g--b]

murdoc: help me get out of prison, guys!! or ill die!! ;)

every gorillaz fan:

[mintbees]

Ive never played dnd before but if I ever get to be a dm I’m going to present it as a serious game the first 2 or 3 sessions no funny sounding names no nothing its all high fantasy and serious before completely shattering it in the worst way possible

[respecramen]

explain

[mintbees]

Sure, imagine Your party stuck in a cave fighting wild catlike creatures or something alike.

The creatures have blocked the way out And the only other way out seems to be a steady but shallow stream of water going deep inside the cave. You are losing the Fight but then you look up at The entrance And you see a silhouette of a man in expensive looking clothing looking down on you. You plead for help but he doesnt respond, instead he starts charging a spell Which makes the water coming from outside cover the caves Floor. The spell Weaves Around Your party but is starting to tug at the creatures. When you look up at the man you can see his face because of the glow coming from his hands, he looks middle aged, human with dark skin and short grey hair. His unexpressive eyes suddenly turn bright red as he says in a calm yet powerfull voice:

“Perish.”

All the animals in the cave get swooped away by the water, letting out one final cry as they get carried into the abyss. he slowly walks to Your weakened party. He stops right in front of you.

“Hail And Well met, my name is Barack, descendent of the house of White.”

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE POWER MOVE

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

[delusionarchives]

https://instagram.com/p/Bi2bOkrBRvC/

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[ulibeanzz]

i mean. its ok if personally you prefer girls who arent hairy. but like. think critically about why. like fucking take a step back and really assess why its so important to you that girls don’t grow hair in places they do and why it doesn’t matter on men. im serious. come back to me and tell me one good reason. give examples and show your work. its due on my desk monday morning

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[shencomix]

[fenkko]

when my little brother was even littler my mom came up with the 小兔子 bunny game to get him to eat

(it took forever for him to finish meals)