Flory

He/Him | Living fossil (25+) | Programmer of video games

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[lumsel]

it's very funny that you can have penis in your g-rated game but only if its a culturally significant penis. another penis would bump the rating up but this one is special. it doesnt count.

[emfrots]

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

[zzoupz]

[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[dogpuppy]

[alphahobo123]

The Ice maker makes fancy ice

[snailcomicz]

Sound ON

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[musicktoplayinthedark]

Al Jourgensen ( Ministry) ,William S. Burroughs and Jim Rose ,1992.

[terramosh]

[simpsonsknowledge]

[42beanbag]

what has this got to do with the simpsons

[simpsonsknowledge]

Oversight on my end i apologize

[dogpuppy]

[horrorofthebeast]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

We're always saying "i've never had a unique experience" on here but on Reddit every day someone has a genuine unique experience

[12pmm]

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[bugs-are-buddies]

(via entomemeology)