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draconym

This week I've had to fill out a lot of forms with this mandatory question:

Which feels like "there are only two genders" wearing a woke hat

stout-stoat

i got this one a few days ago

draconym

fiddlepickdouglas

A personal fave I came across

aydenburd

I have a contribution courtesy of my ex-dentist

dailyfrogs

hi this is my favorite tiktok

killorbekillian

Voice 1: Fuck metal straws, save the turtles in real life.

Voice 2: It’s a fucking frog.

Voice 1: Ohh my god, it’s a frog??

[Overlapping]

Voice 2: Do you not know-?

Voice 3: You dumbass.

Voice 1: Wait-

malibuklaus

ralfmaximus

???

New fae tactic

Underground government base

Underground alien/UFO base

they're coming out the opposite side of the planet

Hell has great wifi

Voting ended onMar 15

ralfmaximus

Turns out, Hell has great wifi. But it's all ads

chiarrara

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

kushblazer666

krudman

I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

time-traveling-fetus

ottisbuns

bnprime

i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?

katelyn-danger

<- cocaine / alcohol->

homeiswhere-thephobicis

pekingopera

scretladyspider

So I looked up “amazing” under the gif search and this little guy came up

semusepsu

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

gallusrostromegalus

To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

kyraneko

Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.