SJM owns my soul @flowerchild-elaine - Tumblr Blog

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

mewsicalmiss

Please tell me this is our timeline

catboycooter

likes charge reblogs cast

manny-jacinto

MAMMA MIA! (2008) + tags about Colin Firth

hedwig-dordt

does anyone have that gif set handy where an interviewer asks Colin Firth “so when you meet the Creator at the pearly gates when you die - what do you hope he’ll say?” and Colin Firth replies: “I thought you were quite good in Mamma Mia.”

Colin Firth understood the assignment.

angryschnauzer

isey15

so what if you like mainstream music? so what if you find comfort in the same 3 taylor swift songs? why does it matter?

you don’t have to be indie or niche to have a good music taste. there’s no superiority in it.

if it’s the thing that carries us through rainy Mondays and pandemic lockdowns and cloud nine road trips, then that in itself makes your music taste the most beautiful.

go listen to BTS and The Weeknd and Ariana Grande and, kindly, anyone who has a problem with your coping mechanism (because that’s what music is) can fuck off :)

madschofield

Picking flowers with Auntie Elain🪴

I know everyone has a different opinion about Elain but let’s keep the comments hate free pleaseee 🙏 if you MUST express your intense feelings feel free to post a 🌸 emoji and we will all infer the worst 🙂

Character belongs to Sarah J Maas

Book series: A Court of Thorns and Roses

foxfairyreads

If you ever so wish to have Christmas in a cup:

White hot chocolate + peppermint tea bag

Mix and boom.

I’d thought I’d share with u cause I adore u

!!! I’m going grocery shopping today so I’ll have to get some white hot chocolate!

foxfairyreads

Nonnie it’s a cruel world… my grocery store doesn’t sell white hot chocolate

flowerchild-elaine

Heat 1 cup of cream until nearly boiling. Add 150g of good quality chocolate (white or otherwise), whisk until melted. Slowly add 1C of full fat milk. Add peppermint tea. Boom. Christmas in a cup.

aster-ria

ACOTAR Modern AU

Elain Archeron

vintageblr

Would you call me selfish? No, not to your face.

CLUELESS (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

taylorswift

can’t talk right now, I’m doin hot squirrel shit 🐿

yazthebookish

s4pphoiduser

not-really-friends-anymore is such a weird place to be like yeah we're still on each other's instagram close friends lists and i know all your favorites and i know that one specific type of candy you like and i still know you better than i wish i did and i think about you every year on your birthday but i don't know if i should wish you a happy birthday (i stare at the happy birthday i typed out until the blinking cursor convinces me to delete it)

bareniabirkin

😟😳😳😳

squadron-of-damned

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

theclockworkjudas

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

samshepard

https://slate.com/technology/2021/10/smartphone-pinkie-iphone-injury-wrist-hand-explained.html

hey everybody this is Fake News and you can go back to holding your phone normally.

And what to really watch out for.

thatwasthenightthingschanged

happy birthday RED! (10/22/2012)

RED + musicboard reviews

forthegothicheroine

I was discussing that “Pennywise ends up in Derry, Ireland instead of Derry, Maine” post with my husband, and he was saying that the Derry Girls wouldn’t even set out to defeat Pennywise. The “A” plot would be that Erin lost her mother’s necklace down the drain and they have to go into the sewers to get it, and the fact that there’s a killer clown down there that they have to fight is second to what Erin’s mother will do if they don’t find her necklace.

fiercehildr

the vassa thing irks me to no end because i always see her fanart or fancast as a literal white girl like black comes in all shades but she isn't described as a pale and light skinned she's described as brown skin what people think vassa looks like vs what she actually looks like

also i know she has blue eyes but i rarely use to breeder so im not really good at

Yes, Yes, Yes! 👏👏👏 I love this! Completely agree! It's so disheartening how the fandom doesn't a give a single f*ck about whitewashing and that they do it so openly.

I gave it a try with artbreeder, to get her with blue eyes and here are some possibilities for Vassa: