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[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[flowerchildiris]

when you need therapy because you can’t communicate with anyone in your life properly but also can’t get therapy because the thought of asking for therapy

[johnemulaney]

[valtsv]

[favorite-aesthetic]

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

[leslieknope2k44]

a guide to wlw period pieces

[vladtheunfollower]

replace the makeup industry with wearing medieval cloaks

[dreamadove]

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

[edukaition]

#2018mood

[frawgs]

a motherfucker could use an embrace 

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[flowerchildiris]

I had way too much free time in middle school so I took it upon myself to watch a bunch of YouTube videos about body language. To this day, if you have a conversation with me with your feet or body turned away I will think you hate me, and if you make eye contact with me for a long time I will want to marry you.

[flowerchildiris]

Having a psychic mom is just sad because I know my crush doesn’t like me. If they did my mom would be keepin me at home.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[flowerchildiris]

I need Hayley kiyoko to cover ALL of Ariana Grande’s music and make it gay and about girls

[flowerchildiris]

I hate the idea portrayed in movies that high school dating is fun. It’s not. Especially for gays.

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

i log on, say dumb shit, an leave

[flowerchildiris]

I can ruin any potential relationship in 30 seconds flat with my personality alone