Never apollogize for your bad puns about greek gods
iāM SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS
I'd rather be in outer space šø

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Never apollogize for your bad puns about greek gods
iāM SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS
I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
I love when people say āi really like that thing you do, you know when you (insert thing)ā and you had no idea that is something you do. I also love it when people know more about you than you do. I get really excited.
aw man i love that my work crossed off one of my shifts this week without telling me (after giving me two shifts) and then when i showed up my boss told me that maybe i should have called (which i've never had to do before), and that i'm a "fucking stupid, pot smoking slut"
relatable
you know what itās literally my fucking car so my parents will have to listen to my transgender related songs made by transgender artists :)
and if it makes them uncomfortable too fucking bad thatās their own fault for being unaccepting (:
I did this with my dad and when drinking with the jocks came on (it's still my fave song lmao) he was like "OKAY that's enough" and turned my cd off
SCREAMING!!!
Y'all annoying as hell lol
What the Ep. VIII rewriting delay is actually about:
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omg this dude is like yelling a phone conversation outside im pretty sure his gf is breaking up with himĀ
i have discovered her name is sarah and he āloves her so fucking muchā and that āthese words should not be leaving her mouth right nowā
this has been going on for like an hour he just keeps going around in circles
i think its finally over because he just screamed and threw is phone
now hes cursing up at the gods and petting his own hair i feel like i should do something
hes like walking around screaming and sobbing and cursing idk what to do
i just yelled out the window āits okay dude dont worry youāll find someone elseā and he went totally silent i dont think he knows where my voice came from because he looks really freaked out now ā¦what have i doneĀ
HE JUST SCREAMED āHOW DO YOU KNOW?!ā WHAT DO I DO I STILL DONT THINK HE KNOWS WHERE MY VOICE IS COMING FROM BC IM SCREAMING FROM MY UPSTAIRS BATHROOM
OH MY GOD I PANICKED AND REPLIED WITH ābecause you are a very good looking young man and any woman would be lucky to have youā I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GRANDMA
he seems satisfied with this reply
i think i actually calmed him down he seems almost okay now
he just picked up his phone i think hes going home now. i hope his phone is okay
goodbye random heartbroken dude i wish you luck on your journey home.. wherever your home may be
Guess who didn't cry when his mum said his glasses looked ugly???
cute things about the bf
whenever he talks in his sleep (one time he saidĀ āfuck youā)
the way he giggles
whenever he grabs my hand to make me pat his hair
how enthusiastic he gets watching movies/seriesā he likes
smol
whenever he cuddles me
his drunken antics
his face
his hair
just. fucking. cute ergh
Woke up from my overnight shift to see this on my door Iām laughing
fave character: *breathes*
me: wHAT A BABE
A group which almost became historic
the only valentineās day cards iāll accept
Cinnamon Rolls of Star Wars the Force Awakens
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Poe Dameron
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Rey
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Finn
Looks like they could kill you and can actually kill you: Kylo Ren
Probably Smuggled some Cinnamon Rolls at Some Point: Han Solo
Finding the perfect headcanon for your otp
Sharing it with your trash friend
tbh Iām never living this scene down