The first officer might be magic

Header image on mobile by padrematthias, desktop version by sanzosin, courtesy of the lovely pandoranmana This is just a little personal blog about things I like. adult trans man, pronouns are he/him. Current interests: Pokemon, DnD, WoW, gay ocs + more

[depsidase]

[weaselle]

[yookay-times]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[quasi-normalcy]

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[towerologia-sideblog]

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

[lesvegas]

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

[fluoresensitives]

Little Black girls, you will always have my blade. The way people treat you, even your own mothers, as monsters, call you "fast", blame you and hate you... AHHHH LITTLE BLACK GIRLS, LIVE! SURVIVE! THRIVE!

[fluoresensitives]

AND ANOTHER THING... When parents start in on shit like tone and disrespect, I roll my eyes and tune the fuck out. Because what they want is a slave. They want a girl who will sit quiet and still as they abuse her and talk to her crazy, they want an idiot who cannot think and cannot advocate for herself.

Listen. If by any chance, young Black girl, you find yourself on Tumblr of all websites, feeling as angry and alone and unheard as I did at your age, understand this —fuck them motherfuckers. Time will pass, the ages will pass. Roll your eyes, roll your neck, talk back and talk reckless. Do not for NOTHING silence the anger inside of you. You're right—they are tripping, they are treating you like you're not human, you're not crazy for the way you feel. Be careful and be safe, but by God, do not for anything dull what's inside of you. Disrespectful my fucking ass, you said what you said and you'll say it again.

[enbyfication]

priest kink but midway through sex you find out he's one of those liberal protestant priests so it's like not even a big deal for him. and he just wanted to fuck you for normal reasons

[enbyfication]

and it didn't even symbolise anything when he sighed and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt and put his clerical collar on the dresser by the side of the bed. his neck was just feeling a bit tight

[covington-shenanigans]

#I cannot imagine a more tragic disappointment. truly.#how heartbreaking to realize that you're fucking a protestant.

@notbecauseofvictories you get back here and say this with your whole chest

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]

[beemovieerotica]

[mimimimimimimiii]

[sreegs]

i think that cross might be too big for that jesus

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[shamebats]

If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

[cock-holliday]

"Biological Women's Health" being thought of as oh so separate from "Biological Men's Health" is only ever distinct in 3 ways:

This is an issue that affects the organs of people who are typically cis women, so we have not put enough effort into studying them. People who are not just cis women are disregarded entirely. Including current or previously cis men. (Breast cancer, uterine health, etc.)

This is an issue that is tied to the hormone production of people who are typically cis women, so we have not put enough effort into studying them. People who are not just cis women are disregarded entirely. Including current or previously cis men. (thyroid issues, connective tissue disorders, etc)

This doesn't actually affect women more or even differently, they are just ignored when presenting symptoms (autism, digestive issues, etc)

[prokopetz]

Doug Jones and Danny DeVito in a buddy comedy about a couple of elderly former henchmen unwillingly dragged out of retirement for one last caper. There's a running gag where they claim to be the original duo that the "one of them is short and fat and the other is tall and thin" trope is based on.

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier: