[dankmemeuniversity]

[clawmarks]

Johnson’s natural philosophy - 1872 - via Internet Archive

[clawmarks]

Emblematum ethico-politicorum centuria Iulii Guilielmi Zincgrefii - 1624 - via Internet Archive

[cavehags]

bisexual bob belcher for the good gaydar series

[rubyetc]

[flowerdoodle]

I got locked out of my tumblr except from my boyfriend's phone guys SOS :(

[biscuitsarenice]

Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.

[auroranibley]

She is beautiful and I love her.

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[wordsnquotes]

lotus-eater

(ˈloʊ təsˌi tər, noun) A word with Greek mythology origins, a lotus-eater is characterized as one who lives their life in a constant state of dream and fantasy, they are completely indifferent to the busy world and its problems. 

etymology: In classic mythology, lotus-eater are a member of people, whom Odysseus discovered in an eternal condition of forgetfulness. They were completely enraptured by their indulgence of the fruit of the legendary lotus.

(via wordsnquotes)

[prufrocks-deactivated20170410]

[horrible-burger]

Targeted marketing success

[yungterra-blog]

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

[catonhottinroof-deactivated2023]

Haji Widayat (Indonesian, 1919 - 2002)

[blackrabble]

[roseiaghost-deactivated20220105]

enjoy these two bats in love on the first day of spring!!

[mysharona1987]

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

original green cloth with beautiful gilt detail 

Beasts of the Field  William J Long 1901

[hellyeahrihannafenty]