Amalgamated Words

and sometimes pictures I guess maybe

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[auroranibley]

Omg omg omg

I just sold theatre tickets to a man named

DAN GONCHOROFF

No one in the box office understands why I am losing my mind please help

[lakecountylibrary]

LIBRARY WRAPPED

You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)

Used our wifi maybe? For something?

Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.

We don't want to know.

Our gift to you is privacy.

Take it.

Be free.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[vexheart]

This

[findyoump3]

is it ok to add this image

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[bananonbinary]

tony's chocolonely mildly pisses me off every time i eat it. like yeah i get it ur doing a whole symbolism thing about unfairness and whatever, but its actually SO DIFFICULT to eat fucking. gerrymandered chocolate. your symbolism is ruining my chocolate experience.

who approved this.

[bananonbinary]

like. ur already more expensive. i understand this. i am willing to pay more money to have slave-free delicious chocolate. why must you punish me further by making it a goddamn puzzle to break a piece off.

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I love the fact that this is insinuating that jesus is going to try to kill these kids

[dykepuffs]

“They say, when you die, he’ll take your soul to live with him for all eternity…”

(Ominous door slamming, distant organ music plays “For I am the lord of the dance said he”)

[clowns-ofthesame-circus]

what happened to the gävle goat the year you were born?

Fire

Destroyed/Broken

Combination of Destruction Methods

Didn’t Survive (other)

Survived with Damage

Survived

Voting ended onNov 24, 2025

Gävle goat - Wikipedia

Gävle goat - Wikipedia

[errorschacha]

But I joke. We all know the real reason for the Housing Crisis is a still-insufficient supply of vacant $1,500,000 suburban luxury units. Once we build enough of those the prices will come down to $1,400,000 or possibly even $1,300,000. Ta-da. Problem solved.

[errorschacha]

Every day I thank our Lord and Savior the Invisible Hand that the real estate industry, wholly of its own accord, serves the best interests of the less lucrative parts of the market and generally can be trusted not to just slam the "short-term profit maximization" button until it needs a bailout again.

[urgetocreate]

Christina Bothwell, Awakening, 2021, Cast glass, raku ceramic, oil paint

[segfaultfault]

When your pants tear, where do they usually give?

at the butt seam

at the knees

at the fastener (zipper, button, the elastic, whatever keeps the pants up)

somewhere else, please elaborate in the tags

I don't wear pants until they tear

Voting ended onNov 18, 2025

[dozydawn]

vintage lantern charms with pearls

[ymutate]

Annie Glass

Wire sculpture

[utopicwork]

This piece is called Shake by the way

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[shamebats]

There's this whole story unfolding on TikTok right now about this account that got popular — a woman in the US who calls up churches & pretends to have a starving newborn that hasn't eaten since last evening & asks them if they could help her out with a can of formula. Unsurprisingly, none of the ridiculous megachurches actually ever say yes, and the churches & other religious institutions that did say yes are getting lots of support from people.

But I just saw a video of a TT user explaining that they decided to do their own little social experiment — by walking up to drug dealers on the street, telling them there's a young woman with a baby who needs help with formula, and literally all of them immediately reached into their pockets. In this story, the OP did have a real neighbor with a baby who ended up getting some much needed baby supplies. Thanks to the charity of local drug dealers.

A lot of Americans are learning that their rich white Christian churches are less willing to help their communities than black churches, mosques, buddhist temples, the satanic temple & apparently also crack dealers.

[zooophagous]

For those of you who wisely avoid Facebook have this excellent image from the San Antonio Zoo page.