hello

what's good

[beautypeen]

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[catchymemes]

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[floaruhl]

VIVA CHILE.

[shaneofaragon]

me at work when a customer has to enter their debit card pin number:

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[bebe-benzenheimer]

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

[onemoretallymark]

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

[ms-demeanor]

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

[chocolatechipbutterflyprincess]

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

[gothmisspyggie]

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

[shinosarna]

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

[wtiom]

bro shut up i’m trying to relive an emotional fictional moment

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

pepsi penis

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

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[gingersofficial]

[nyledimarco]

‪Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James.‬

‪And he was surprised 😭‬

[theocseason4]

u ever a good person just to flex on ur father

[drarry-imagines]

Is this Draco Malfoy?

[silverskings]

We found Draco.

[theocseason4]

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[rodrickheffeley]

bruh moment

[6i0-deactivated20180625]

This shit is too dope

Dont watch lord of the rings high off your tits. This shit will blow your mind away. God look at those little guys go

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

is there a way to queue a post directly into your mind because i want to remember this post at least once every hour for the rest of my life

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Me, digging hozier out of his shallow grave at the base of a willow tree: hey buddy what’s new

Hozier, blinking in the golden mid-morning sunlight: my lover moves with the wind, as chaotic as the churning sea, as deadly as a raging blaze. When her eyes meet mine, i see myself dying in her arms, by her hand, and my soul finally knows bliss

Me, tucking him back in until spring: okay sleep tight buddy

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row

[writhe]

this is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life