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24 -she/her - ♊

[goldenflowersupportteam]

Meet me by the water! Maybe we can play again sometime soon?

[tansypaws]

i watch you daydream about god are you daydreaming still? watch you daydream about god are you daydreaming still? but what has he done for you? what has he done for you?

south philly / cayetana

[cowboy]

the first full moon of 2021, Sophie's moon

[credit: @rami_astro on instagram]

[wildfane]

po3/oots may not be the best arcs but the characters sure are funnie

[charmy-s-thing]

you think we’ll just die? *laughs in plot*

[faeparrish]

i wish i was as cool as her..

[faeparrish]

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[halfsaiint]

The Prophecies begin

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

[erlkoenige]

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

[batte-in-hatte]

[tibby]

marina put her whole pussy into electra heart and that’s why there was nothing left for everything that came after

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

help girl i’m receiving emails

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

girl help i’m being asked questions

[wildersage]

asked my friend why the @ symbol is called (spider) monkey in german and polish and they sent me this drawing

[akumeoy]

i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: those baby monkeys were problematic a.f. for preferring cloth mother over wire mother

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

they just hate strong women

[akumeoy]

this

[tygermama]

if a hand kiss isn’t done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct ‘fuck me’ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone else’s

[findingfeather]

While I am a fan of both of these kinds, I feel like limiting all available variety of hand kisses to only these two is missing quite a lot. 

For instance: 

- “I was just holding your hand to convey sincerity and you said something I don’t have an immediate answer to, so I’m going to kiss your hand instead.” 

- “you’re only semi-lucid and are sort of reaching for my face and for various reasons I shouldn’t kiss YOUR face, but your hand is right here and I still need to convey affection”

- “your hand is the only part of you with only minor injuries and the doctor [healer, whatever] is right there and will get mad at me if I move you”

- “you were going to play-hit me but I’m actually much faster in the reflexes than you and also my catching your hand and kissing it is part of our game”

- “you just touched my face so your palm is right there” 

- “I’m extremely happy about something and this felt like the best spontaneous action, what am I, an expert on motivations?” 

- “this is YOUR hand, so it is particularly delightful to me” 

- “we were cuddling and holding hands and I felt like it” 

- “I was just struck by the overwhelming delight I feel at your existence and your hand was the most conveniently positioned thing to kiss in response to this thought process”

 … .to name but a few. 

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

while we here my favorite mugs

[idalus]

lift your gutted lungs and sing