hello world

Hi I'm Andrea and I own too many socks

[acidpanter]

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

[acidpanter]

[acidpanter]

Sometimes…

They are good girls!!!!1!!

[ohbuddyboyitssmueer]

UNBLOCKED

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

[butt-berry]

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

[medusabraids]

alt j: dnisisnsijjssji sbianisnis hold me on top of your tiny horse and devour me like a lozenge 

me: 

[quecooltura]

People: Pos cómo quieres que te traten? Me:

[aardwolfpack]

Drepanaspis, an ostracoderm from the Devonian Period (and now your nightmares).

[mote-of-ash]

friendly ocean grandpa

[mairzymarzipan]

ancient roomba

[kakaphoe]

Nightmares? No, he is shaped like a friend and I love him. He’s my flat boy.

[pactofthearchfey]

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

[lilacsnpeonies]

[aujnfcnaw]

[newtgeiszler]

this has the set dressing of a children’s show, the outfits of a porn movie, and the video quality and general aura of a cryptid sighting 

[aujnfcnaw]

welcome to the world of latino television

[unclefather]

[flowerybot]

some dude 150 years ago: i'm having nightmares because of a piece of beef i'm digesting

some dude in modern times: if you don't jack off for a long time you'll get super powers

[theweirdwideweb]

[princessmajestic100-deactivated]

[unclefather]

I can finally get some sleep at night. But I still need to know who let the dogs out

[unclefather]

This person that’s texting me is the true LGBT icon

[unclefather]

This person that’s texting me is the true LGBT icon

[unclefather]

This person that’s texting me is the true LGBT icon

[rinny-the-fucker]

*a cockroach appears*

me: