I'm Still Smiling, Sweetheart ˻ᴬᴾ˺

Heavily headcanoned, divergent, Underfell 'flower curse' Sans. Penned by Glass. Est. 09/20/2016. M!A: None Event: None

[localmagicalboi]

✨ ❝unfamiliar.❞  | flower & vi.

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softestmood‌:

He took note of the ring on the other’s finger. Engaged. Of course. They always are, aren’t they?  Leave it to the taken ones to be the most flirtatious ( reminded him of EVERY awkward date he obtained via scrounging through the skeeviest, most desperate parts of the internet. ) Not like Virote took his comments seriously, though. When it came to compliments, he never did!

❝Nice to meet you, too. Um. Flower.❞ Cue the awkward pause! ❝I really like your name? It’s, uh. Super… Floral.❞ That is truly not what he wanted to say. Sometimes, his mouth worked a touch faster than his brain. ❝You always this nice and kind to strangers, dude?❞

        ֎The skeleton chuckled softly and gave the other a little wink, pulling his hand back when it wasn’t taken. Oh well, some people didn’t like the touch, and that was fine with him. “Well, only fer tha cu’e ones.” He purred, giving the Vi a wicked grin, those sharp teeth of his glinting a little.

        ֎“Thanks fer tha compliments on m’name, yers is pretty nice too, unique.” He said, hands returning to his pockets, the little chain on his hip clinking slightly.

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'I tried being kinder to people and ended up with it shoved back in my face because I took pity on someone" Isn't this the same thing as saying 'Something bad happened to me in the past so now I react in a poor way to similar situations' aka the same thing you just said you won't tolerate from other people? "Don’t pull this “oh but this happened to me” to search for pity points because you will not get any from me"

{The difference is; I am not looking for pity on my own shitty situations. It’s more of a “yes, this is what’s happened. Yes, this is how I act. So what.” situation. The whole point of that vent was because I’m sick of people trying to get me to be nice and trying to get me to bend how I think and react because they’re too soft to handle truth. Life’s shit, truth hurts, move on.}

{This isn’t to say I’m not a nice person, I have many people who say I am. This is to say that when someone tries to pander for pity because they did something wrong, or said something I don’t agree with, that I won’t take it.}

{If you want to continue the topic, come to me off anon in the messenger and I’d be happy to explain further.}

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{real quick vent thing b/c it’s been bugging me for a while now.}

{people need to learn not to take things said to them personally, and to actually talk like adults instead of pointing this stupid “he said, she said” or “my life’s worse” bullshit. If someone comes to you with an actual concern, or you’re reading a post, stop and goddamn think before you actually immediately jump to defend yourself, or start pointing fingers.}

{I can’t tell you how often I’ve had people get pissy at me because I’m too confrontational. Suck. It. Up. Yes I’m harsh, but that’s how I am. Either learn to live with it, or suck it up and move on. Don’t pull this “oh but this happened to me” or “my life is terrible” bullshit to search for pity points because you will not get any from me. I’ve dealt with so many people who have done this that I will not hesitate to drop your ass if you try it.}

{If you’re reading this and wondering “am I that person?” you’re not. People who read this stuff know when they’re being talked about. If you need to ask the question, then it’s not you. Don’t read into my words for shit that’s not there, and don’t try and say I should be kinder. I tried being kinder to people and ended up with it shoved back in my face because I took pity on someone. I will not do it again.}

{So go ahead and scream bloody murder, or spread the story that I’m terrible, that I’m horrible. I don’t interact with many people anyway because of social anxiety. I won’t care and in the long run it really won’t matter. People who act childish will soon learn that the world will not sit here and coddle you because you have it hard. You will get bitten and it’s up to you to find that antivenom, not your tears and pity parties.}

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{finally I have my laptop back! lost literally everything but you can’t get everything.} {please give this a like if I owe you a reply at all and I will get right on that!}

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{Update, my laptop is still not fixed and I'm kinda pissed at the tech support for jerking me around, and only just now putting it as an asap fix, when I need that laptop to work. So now I've lost out on two $100 commissions because the tech support didn't listen to me when I said I needed it fixed asap.}

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{Hey guys! Some bad news-- just yesterday my laptop died, so I'm confined to mobile until it can get fixed. What does this mean? It means I can't get replies done until my laptop gets replaced. I promise to everyone I owe replies to I will get to them as soon as I get my laptop back!}

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*i feel like this is a huge game of capture tha flag, bu' in reverse. ya ge' flagged, ya lose.

*in tha' case, fuckin' come at me tumblr, 'm no' afraid of yer shitty bot ais an' algorithms. i haven' been flagged ye' an' i fuckin' dare ya ta come a' me.

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*still sinday? nah? too bad, sinday is every day fer me.

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*reblog tha selfie ya cowards. i'm no' afraid of flags.

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{This website is a fucking  m e s s.}

{I dunno if I’m going to be sticking around once things go through, but I will be moving most of Flower’s blog to Pillowfort. It’s still up in the air whether or not I’m going to stay here. As it stands none of my posts have been flagged, so idk.}

{With all this said, perhaps this backlash is enough to get tumblr to pull its head out of it’s ass. Even with all this flagging and shit going on, I’m still getting followed by porn bots, so this flag-happy AI isn’t even working.}

{But, lets be real here. It’s Tumblr. They’re not going to fix it.}

{Come find me on discord if you still wanna keep in contact and we’re mutuals:

        ------ Glass "ShatterGlassArt"#6145}

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*come at me tumblr. try an’ flag my shit, i’ll jus’ post it again.

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*still sinday? nah? too bad, sinday is every day fer me.

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{hey mutuals, slide into my DMS if y’all wanna keep in contact after tumblr goes tits up.}

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*ah yes, time ta watch tha dumpster fire tha’ is tumblr collapse an’ die. t’was good, bu’ it seems we’re movin’ on tha greener pastures. i’ll keep ya guys updated on where we move ta.

[localmagicalboi]

✨ ❝unfamiliar.❞  | flower & vi.

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softestmood‌:

WHAT IN TARNATION.

That’s what he would’ve said if he were a cowboy! But, y’know, he’s not. So, he just settled for something else, ❝Not entirely sure why you’re calling me cute. Unless you have bad eyesight. You got bad vision, dude? I’m pretty confused.❞ Really! He never was on the receiving end of such comments from strangers. God, strangers barely gave a damn about him in passing.

He wasn’t deterred, either. Virote had been through the ringer in terms of everything, to be honest! Ghosts, mythical beasts, demons. He knew no fear ( unless that fear was a college essay due within the next week. ) ❝Anyway, uh. Nice to meet you. I’m… Virote? Virote Srisati. Call me Vi, if you wanna. Got a name, mister?❞

       ֎ Flower laughed, the sound soft, but somehow able to travel further than it should have. Blame the magic he’s made from. He shook his head, hands coming from his pockets to instead cross over his chest. “A shy one, are ya? Nah, I have pretty good vision bud, an’ I don go aroun’ lyin’ ta folks either,” he winked at the other, tail swaying slowly.

       ֎ As the other’s name was given, Flower’s head tilted slightly, resting his cheek against that overly fluffy gold fur of his jacket. “Vi, huh? Nice ta mee’cha, ‘m Flower.” He said, offering the human a hand to shake, his ring glinting in the light from the movement.

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*still sinday? nah? too bad, sinday is every day fer me.

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Zero's here, looking a little embarrassed. "Hey. Sorry you, uh ... had to deal with that. Guess I'm still not very popular, eh? You alright?" ( livesfought )

      ֎ @livesfought

      ֎ The sound of another voice as Flower whirling around, flames flickering to life in his palms, ready to shoot another anon. The moment he catches sight of Zero however, the monster relaxes, the flames snuffing out with a hiss. Flower’s pupils dilate to round circles, and his snarl moves to an easygoing grin. It was okay, it was just Zero.

      ֎ Flower stepped forwards and brought the error into a hug, sighing heavily. “Yeah, ‘m alrigh’. How abou’ ya though? Yer tha one they were slanderin’ after all…”

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*out of tha shit tha’s happened t’day, seein’ fluff flex with ‘is tongue is a well needed laugh.