[zeroenthusiasm]

[electronichearth]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

The Umbrella Academy is like the opposite of a found family story. Forced family. Y'all are siblings now fucking deal with it.

[sabertoothwalrus]

me: nearly all skincare products are designed to remedy made-up problems and trick people into thinking they’re “working” by adding ingredients that cause physical/tingly reactions and are no different than patent medicines that were essentially laxatives or emetics and are a waste of money

monkey brain when I walk past a japanese/korean beauty product store:

[sabertoothwalrus]

[buzzfeeduk]

no one wants the movie cover ever

[sappyassmemes]

[innercherryblossomgalaxy]

THATS GENUINELY FUNNY TO ME

[justnoodlefishthings]

I love crested geckos because they have the expression of an animal who has exactly one brain cell that dings around their skull like a Windows screen saver

[diced-onions]

[pumpkinicedchailatte]

Shane: *is alone with a demon for five seconds*

Shane:

[liquid-hunny-deactivated2020012]

This is too accurate lol

[13-22-deactivated20201210]

😂 wtf

“I would love to taste you” part kills me cause thats insanely accurate

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

😂😂😂

[crisscrosspizzasauce]

THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE EVEN IN TJE GAY COMMUNITY

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

[pleasantgoose]

the app store has really stepped up its game

[pleasantgoose]

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

[aurapalettes]

me after feeling the slightest bit of sadness

[unfollowfriday]

whole pussy just out

[goth-aunt]

My personal faves

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[freekumdress]

[bluearrow126]

I LOVE THIS SONG

[pokemonsnap]

nobody:

a horse: